I'll try to write a joke for you. Here's one: ``` Q: What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? A: Sofishticated. ``` Some other possible jokes are: ``` Q: How does a penguin build its house? A: Igloos it together. ``` ``` Q: Why did the coffee file a police report? A: It got mugged. ``` ``` Q: What do you call a snake that works for the government? A: A civil serpent. ```