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My Computer Doesn't Work #645

Open MichaelEpicA opened 1 year ago

MichaelEpicA commented 1 year ago

i turn it on and it beeps 3 times along with some smoke? what should i do

dashmatic commented 1 year ago

Continue using your computer. You probably did not register it with the company, and therefore some of the internal components spontaneously combusted. However, this does not really do much other than set the computer on fire, so you should be safe to go.

davidjt7 commented 1 year ago

It seems to be working fine, I believe that is from the little elves starting a fire inside to begin operations once you press the button. It will settle. Try buying a new case if it's distracting.

AcidSepp commented 9 months ago

It works on my machine. Maybe use docker.

MichaelEpicA commented 9 months ago

Update: Tried using docker install pc, it just said "fuck off". What does this mean?

Christmas-Missionary commented 1 month ago

Update: Tried using docker install pc, it just said "fuck off". What does this mean?

Dump a bucket of water on it so it can cool off. That should clear the RAM and give you enough space to run Docker.
It's a bonus if it clears the hard drive, too. PLENTY of file space afterward.