<h2>Résumé</h2>
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— I'm the most successful person ever to run for the presidency, by far.
<strong style="margin-left: 0.0625em;">*</strong>
Nobody's ever been more successful than me. I'm the most successful person ever to run. Ross Perot isn't successful like me. Romney ― I have a Gucci store that's worth more than Romney. Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest ― and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault.</p>
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<h3>Experience</h3>
<h6>NOW</h6>
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<p>2017</p>
<p>Became 45th president of the United States</p>
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<p>Won election race with 77 votes more than Clinton, yippe-kee-yay!</p>
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<p>Became the most important Republican nominating for presidential election run</p>
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<p>Changed my mind and became Republican again</p>
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Started Trump University with Michael Sexton and Jonathan Spitalny: no grades, certificates and
other bureaucracy, but program offered courses in real estate, asset management entrepreneurship,
and wealth creation. 98% students gave positive reviews while studying, however some of these
ungrateful gringos filed lawsuits against Trump University after the course. I had to pay $25
million to settle that...
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Acquired the former Hotel Delmonico, which was renovated and reopened in 2004 as the Trump Park Avenue. I sure do like my surname!
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Completed Trump World Tower and joined the Democratic Party
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Started buying golf courses. They are very cheap, I have 18 of them now in USA and abroad! Also switched to the Reform Party that year
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Began a multi-building development along the Hudson River, which was named Trump Place. Me and the
other investors sold our shares for $1.8 billion and that was then the biggest residential sale in
the history of New York City
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Acquired the Bank of Manhattan Trust Building, which was a vacant seventy-one story skyscraper on
Wall Street. After an extensive renovation, the high-rise was renamed the Trump Building
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Refurbished the Gulf and Western Building on Columbus Circle, turned it into a 44-story luxury property known as Trump International Hotel and Tower
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Ran a second hand airline called Trump Shuttle. What a waste of money, I had to sell it, now it is American Airlines Shuttle, btw
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Learned about Tour de France and decided to hold my very own Tour de Trump. Is America not great enough for that cycling competition?
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Acquired the Plaza Hotel in Manhattan for $407 million, invested $50 million to restore the building
and boosted it from three-star to four-star hotel (I called it "the Mona Lisa" and sold it for a lot
of cash in 1995)
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Registered as a Republican
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<h3>PERSONAL LIFE</h3>
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<p>2006</p>
<p>Melania gained United States citizenship and gave birth to our son, Barron</p>
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<p>Married her</p>
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<p>1998</p>
<p>Met my future third wife, Melania Knauss</p>
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<p>1999</p>
<p>Divorced Marla ¯_(ツ)_/¯</p>
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<h3>MEDIA CAREER</h3>
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<p>2019</p>
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Was awarded Worst Actor and Worst Screen Combo at Golden Raspberry Awards for parts in "Death of a Nation" and "Fahrenheit 11/9"
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<p>2015</p>
<p>Published a book "Crippled America: How to Make America Great Again"</p>
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<p>2011</p>
<p>Published a book "Time to Get Tough: Making America #1 Again" in coauthorship with Wynton Hall, Peter Schweizer and Meredith McIver</p>
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<p>2011</p>
<p>Published a book "Midas Touch: Why Some Entrepreneurs Get Rich – And Why Most Don't" in coauthorship with Robert Kiyosaki</p>
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