kelseyhightower / nocode

The best way to write secure and reliable applications. Write nothing; deploy nowhere.
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Does not output a girlfriend. #199

Open kdexd opened 6 years ago

kdexd commented 6 years ago

Hey, valentines week has arrived and I am still single. I tried to get a girlfriend from this code but I got a boyfriend instead, which I had to discard. Could anyone guide me through the steps so I can imagine and make this code output a girlfriend?

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Clijsters commented 6 years ago

The best way to not getting disappointed by your girlfriend is to not expecting anything from her. So imho the output is correct. Also.... Keep in mind the heavy risk of dispute if you have too much expactations on her appearance. Especially the payload size ("weight") and footprint are things, they don't want you to argue about. So consider closing this issue.

basilaiman commented 6 years ago

I'm having the same issue. But it won't be fixed though.

Clijsters commented 6 years ago

@kdexd : At the risk that I misunderstood a word joke - committed. What I consider good or bad practice as mentioned above comes more from learning-by-doing than from theoretical study... baddum tss