Are @feross and @mafintosh stuck in an elevator?
npm install are-feross-and-mafintosh-stuck-in-an-elevator
var areFerossAndMafintoshStuckInAnElevator = require('are-feross-and-mafintosh-stuck-in-an-elevator')
console.log(areFerossAndMafintoshStuckInAnElevator()) // returns false now because we've been rescued!
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