mhulse
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11 years ago Lot's of good quotes/lines:
Rex O'Herlihan Peter Miss Tracy Colonel Ticonderoga Railroad Colonel Colonel's Daughter Jim Jud Blackie Sheepherder No.1 Sheepherder No.2 Sheepherder's Wife Town Doctor Town Sheriff Sheepherder in Saloon Bartender Saloon Owner Real Estate Broker Town Boy, Minister Wrangler Bob Barber Complaining John.
Every time Rex got close to having some sort of relationship with a girl, you could bet something else would happen.
On, Wildfire, on!
1947 was the year the lights sort of went out for Rex. Yeah, he never did much after that. Always made me wonder what one of these B Westerns would look like. You know, if they still made them today.
In the first place, the bad guys probably wouldn't all be such cowards. Rex probably wouldn't be so damn perfect all the time.
Root's beginning to work. The prairie sun has kissed the day goodbye. Yeah, it's definitely kicking in now. The wind behind me sounds like it may cry. Here we go. Now I hear the lonesome whistle of a quail. As l ride alone, along the tumbleweed trail. The road ahead is as endless as the one I left behind. But there are no ties to hold me down. Because I was born the drinking kind with just a faithful horse for company and a saddle for my home. I ride alone, I ride alone.
Glass of warm milk, please. Make it a sarsaparilla. Is this one of those really tough bars? Well, let me have a large glass of warm gin served with a human hair in it.
Holy cow! All Western towns have the railroad coming through?
Sheriff's stereotypical, and so is the saloon owner with that mustache
No, sorry, but even my theme song says I ride alone.
I ride alone.
Change it.
It took me four years to get that right.
It did?
There's no sidekick opening. So if you'll excuse me, l have to...
Mr. O'Herlihan, now, look, I could provide comedy relief.
What's gonna happen to me in Oakwood Estates?
I'm just the town drunk.
I want more than that. I wanna see the world.
I wanna see other towns at least.
They're all the same.
But you don't know that for sure.
I do, Peter.
Well, the same thing keeps happening in all these towns. The bad guys, who are usually rich for some reason, are always taking advantage of the good guys, who are usually poor. I ride into town and join forces with the good guys, defeat the bad guys, and then l ride out. Over and over. It's my karma, l guess.
You can't beat me, Bob. You work for the colonels. That makes me the most good. I don't see how I can lose.
Everyone whose birthday occurs on an even-numbered day, aim at Rex. Everyone with an odd-numbered birthday, aim at the nerd.
Good night, boys. See you tomorrrrrrooooooooow.
This sort of thing drove the bad guys crazy. And they did everything they could think of to get rid of us. Of course, it never worked. In the first place, Rex always knew what they were gonna do before they did it. And in the second place, they were the bad guys, so they couldn't win.
The problem is, we are bad and he's good, so he always beats us.
What the colonel had was a truly great idea. All we knew, at the time, was what usually happened. The bad guys would get a hired gun and a shootout would follow.
But l could tell Rex was getting a little edgy.
It was like he knew something was going to happen that hadn't happened before.
I need some time alone. I need some me time.
Hi, stranger, wanna know what's going on? I'm the town doctor, you fool.
Oh, no, Mr. Rex, we don't fight. We don't believe in that. Let the old men who start the wars fight the wars. That's our motto.
Come on. You wanna be a sidekick, learn the ropes.
OK, Rex. OK.
Good. Vey good.
Thank you. Thank you vey much.
OK.
Yeah, he's on the couch there, dead.
You say this stranger shot Blackie in the back?
Yes. He got everybody in the bar to say that we done it. Can you believe that?
Then he's a coward and a liar!
But I just want to say one thing.
l hope you shoot Mr. Barber in both hands.
Who?
Barber. Bob Barber.
Bob Barber?
That's what the colonel's daughter called him.
Not Bad Bob Barber?
Bothersome Bob Barber?
Bob "The Butcher" Barber?
No.
No, just Bob.
In the '60s, they started making these spaghetti Westerns. I was always jealous of these guys because they had better background music than we did. They all got to wear those great raincoats, even when it was 110° in the shade. Trouble was, you could hardly understand anything they said.
I can't be sure. I don't want to start a panic, but I think... I think it's some kind of bacteria that splits the skin. Fortunately, so far, it's just confined to males, but who can tell? I'm not prepared to fight this kind of thing. I don't have the tools or the know-how. I don't have the drugs!
He rides alone? You're the most un-alone guy I ever met.
I'll curse if I want to! Damn, damn, hell, damn, tee-tee, do-do.
Hold on, little buckaroos. You can't be hearing language like that. Get on back to school, obey your teachers and study really hard.
Oh, well, listen, Mr. O'Herlihan. You got to be careful here in Oakwood Estates. This is a plenty dangerous town. High-stakes power plays, murder, robbery, intrigue, the works. You think that's funny? This is the West. People are arbitrarily shot to pieces left and right. l mean, it is all so violent!
Where was I?
Oh. "It's all so violent."
I can't help but feel a little responsible for what's happened here today. Would a totally sincere "sorry" do?
These things always ended with a party. All the main characters would show up. Music would be playing. Guys who were supposed to be dead would be walking around. Everybody had a big old time.
¡Adiós buckaroos!
Let me guess. You're new here at Oakwood Estates, aren't you, mister? You buy me a drink, I'll tell you what's going on.
You can kill me too, if you want. But I think it's exactly this type of thing that drives down property values here in Oakood Estates …
What in the hell are you?
Just a stranger passing through.
Where in the hell did you get that shirt?
How a person dresses is nobody's business but his or her own.
Mister, I never saw shooting like that in my life. You're good.
Well, time to hit the sack. Night, Peter.
Pleasant dreams, Rex.
Yeah, you're Miss Tracy, the town... Hostess.
I guess the first thing I'll do is get some new clothes. Understated stuff, lots of browns.
Los Angeles real estate is going for 50 cents an acre. An acre!
Have you got a light?
Yeah, I got a light. Your butt and my face. Now, wait a minute. I got a match. Yeah, and it's ... It's not your butt. It's... It's my butt! Yeah, my butt and ... My butt and...
Ever face another good guy before?
Found via subtitles.
Make all copy quotes from the Rustlers' Rhapsody movie.
All images should be from movie as well. :laughing:
Yes, I must have a lot of free times on my hand. :watch: