Static builds on Windows should be possible, but feel rickety and aren't a common way to distribute libraries anyways.
Win32 (i.e. 32-bit) builds should be possible, but Chocolatey only installs the 64-bit version of OpenSSL/libcrypto. We should probably switch to vcpkg or build it internally via ExternalProject_Add.
Blocked on https://github.com/trailofbits/pe-parse/pull/130.