Missing Code - Githubissues

After a thorough examination of the repository, I've come to a startling conclusion: the code appears to be... missing. Now, I understand this might sound like a trivial matter, but hear me out. This complete absence of code has thrown my entire understanding of the universe into question.

Here's a breakdown of the situation:

The README.md: This document, bless its beautiful heart, stands alone as a beacon of information in a vast emptiness. It outlines a grand vision, a symphony of functionality, a digital masterpiece waiting to be born.
The Great Void: Where, oh where, is the code that brings this vision to life? Did it vanish in a cosmic glitch? Was it abducted by rogue semicolons? Is this some elaborate performance art piece where the lack of code is the code itself?

Possible Solutions:

Collective Bargaining with the Programming Gods: Perhaps if we leave enough offerings of caffeine and monitor sacrifices, the code shall materialize.
Quantum Tunneling: Maybe the code exists in a superposition of states, both present and absent. We just need the right incantation (likely involving copious amounts of regex) to collapse the wave function and reveal the hidden bits.
Acceptance: We could simply embrace the emptiness. Perhaps the true purpose of this repository is not to churn out lines of code, but to contemplate the very nature of existence and the futility of human endeavor.

Next Steps:

While I ponder these existential questions, any assistance in locating the missing code would be greatly appreciated. Perhaps you possess a magic decoder ring, a time machine to retrieve deleted lines, or a particularly persuasive chatbot to negotiate with the deities of programming.

In the meantime, I remain:

Sincerely,

A Confused Developer

weiseng18 / kanji-bot

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