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2 weeks ago Oh so you're a crewmate? Name every task. Admin: Accept Diverted Power
Admin: Chart Course Admin: Enter ID Code
Admin: Prime Shields Admin: Swipe Card
Admin: Upload Data Balcony: Clear Asteroids
Balcony: Record Temperature
Boiler Room: Open Water Ways
Boiler Room: Replace Water Jug
Cafeteria: Accept Diverted Power
Cafeteria: Download Data Cafeteria: Empty Garbage
Cafeteria: Fix Wiring
Communications: Restart Wifi
Dropship: Chart Course
Dropship: Insert Keys
Electrical: Calibrate Distributor
Electrical: Divert Power
Electrical: Download Data
Electrical: Fix Wiring
Greenhouse: Accept Diverted Power
Greenhouse: Download Data
Greenhouse: Fix Wiring
Greenhouse: Water Plants
Hallway: Fix Wiring
Laboratory: Align Telescope
Laboratory: Fix Weather Node
Laboratory: Inspect Sample
Laboratory: Repair Drill
Laboratory: Submit Scan Lower
Engine: Align Engine Output Lower
Engine: Fuel Engines
Medbay: Accept Diverted Power
Medbay: Download Data
Medbay: Fix Wiring
Medbay: Inspect Sample
Medbay: Submit Scan
Navigation: Accept Diverted Power
Navigation: Chart Course
Navigation: Download Data
Navigation: Fix Wiring
Navigation: Stabilize Steering
O2: Accept Diverted Power
O2: Clean O2 Filter
O2: Download Data
O2: Empty Garbage
O2: Fill Canisters
O2: Fix Wiring
O2: Monitor Tree
Office: Download Data
Office: Fix Wiring
Office: Scan Boarding Pass
Office: Swipe Card
Outside: Fix Weather Node
Outside: Open Water Ways
Outside: Record Temperature
Reactor: Accept Diverted Power
Reactor: Divert Power
Reactor: Download Data
Reactor: Fix Wiring
Reactor: Start Reactor
Reactor: Unlock Manifolds
Shields: Accept Diverted Power
Shields: Download Data
Shields: Fix Wiring
Shields: Prime Shields
Specimen Room: Start Reactor
Specimen Room: Unlock Manifolds
Specimen: Store Samples
Storage: Empty Garbage
Storage: Fix Wiring
Storage: Fuel Engines
Storage: Water Plants
Upper Engine: Align Engine Output
Upper Engine: Fuel Engines
Weapons: Clear Asteroids
Weapons: Download Data
Weapons: Fix Wiring
Ben Shapiro plays Among us Now let's say hypothetically I was the impostor. How would I get from reactor to medbay in that timespan, from which we saw each other, till you found yellow dead. Also if I were the impostor hypothetically speaking, how would I have finished all my tasks.
Among us reds It's important to note that Reds commit nearly 52% of all the murders in Among Us, which is astounding when you take into consideration the fact that they make up 12-13% of the population. It gets even more astounding when you start considering the fact the bulk of Reds committing these murders are probably ages 8-18 which is probably around an estimated 6-7% of the population that means that around 7% of Among Us Players are committing around 50% of the murders.
Among us in a nutshell get friend
gift friend game
play game
argue for 2 minutes on why you're not imposter
you're imposter
lose friend
get other friend
11/10
Among us is great, my favourite part is... The game is great. My favorite part is YOU DISCONECTED FROM THE SERVER.
RELIABLE PACKET 1 (size=13) WAS NOT ACK'D AFTER 7505MS (9 RESENDS)
haha 10/10
HOLY SHIT DID YOU JUST SAY THE WORD SUS HOLY SHIT DID YOU JUST SAY THE WORD SUS???๐ณ1?/1๐ฑ//1๐ณ/1111!!!! Wait, you don't know what it is from?๐ณ๐ณ๐ณLet ๐give you a brief r/history. ๐๐๐๐จโ๐If you didn't r/knowyourshit, the r/term sus(suspicious) is a saying from the r/popular r/game r/AmongUs. Among us is so fun๐ ๐๐, don't insult it, every youtuber and streamer says so!!!!!!!11 Corpses voice is so deep am i right or am i right๐ณ๐ณ????? I mean Mr beast and Dream play and pull big ๐ง 1000000000000 iq moves in their videos..... YOU WERE THE IMPOSTER.... เถ เถ เถ Get it because you don't know what sus means? r/stupidquestions r/youranidot r/stupidcuck. I CAnT BELEeVE YOUU dont KNoW WHT SUS MeaNS?/??!??!?!!๐๐๐๐๐ Man why do i have to r/explain this to a r/idiot๐คช๐คช๐คช๐๐๐... Sus is a GREAT WORD from a GREAT VIDEO GAME. in class, YOU CAN PLAY IT ON YOUR PHONE๐๐๐๐๐๐??!?!? such a masterpiece... FOR THE GREAT PRICE OF FREE!!!11!๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐๐๐๐ฐ๐ฐ It can also mean gay ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
Among us society Me (M 9) screamed "dead body reported" at my aunts funeral. My mom said that my aunt died and that we are going to her funeral the next morning. As soon as she left the room crying I busted put laughing because it reminded me of among us a popular video game. So as we were riding in the car I was thinking about saying "dead body reported" at the funeral. When we finnaly arived I screamed "dead body reported" everyone was looking me like if some sort of a weirdo. Then I remembered that my grandfather's sister fell in the vents and died when she was 2 years old. So I said grandpa's sister sus she vented. My grandfather started crying and everyone was screaming at me instead of laughing. My mom took my x box and said that I am going to therapist tomorow. Idk my mom is acting kinda sus ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Among us musical When you play here, among us!
[EMERGENCY MEETING]
Scheming, streaming
Test your IQ!
We've got a lobby waiting for you
Scheming, streaming
What do we do?
Who's the imposter? Maybe it's you
[TAMBOURINE]
What did you see when the body was found?
Toast acting sus with no one around
I was in coms, I was with AOC
Oh, don't you dare marinate me!
I don't like the sound of that
Scheming, streaming
Time to eject!
Unanimous vote:
Dr DisRespect!
I fucking hate among us I can't fucking take it. I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a fridge that looked like among us, I'd see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us, I'd see a hat that looked like among us. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words AMOGUS ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see an oval on a red object. I can't fucking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me fucking started on the words! I'll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of among us. Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than "sus." I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "red sus" and laugh like a fucking insane person. And the word "among" is ruined. The phrase "among us" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Among us has destroyed my fucking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP!
Among us Red sus but with emojis Red ๐ด ๐ sus ๐ฆ ๐ฆ. Red ๐ด ๐ด suuuus. I ๐๐ ๐ said ๐ค ๐ฃ ๐ฌ๐ฑ๐ฟ๐ฆ red ๐น ๐ด, sus ๐ฆ ๐ฆ, hahahahaha ๐คฃ ๐คฃ. Why ๐ค ๐ค arent you ๐๐ฏ ๐ laughing ๐ ๐? I ๐๐ ๐ฅ just made ๐ ๐ a reference ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ to the popular ๐๐๐ ๐ video ๐น ๐น game ๐ฎ ๐ฎ "Among ๐ ๐ฐ Us ๐จ ๐จ"! How can you ๐ ๐ not laugh ๐ ๐ at it? Emergeny meeting ๐ฏ ๐ค! Guys ๐ฆ ๐จ, this here guy ๐จ ๐ฑ๐ป๐จ๐ป doesnt laugh ๐คฃ โ๐๐ at my funny ๐๐ ๐บ๐๐ Among ๐ฐ ๐ฐ Us ๐จ ๐จ memes ๐ธ ๐! Lets ๐ ๐ beat โ๐๐ป ๐ฐ๐ him ๐ด ๐จ to death ๐๐ฅโ ๐! Dead ๐๐ โ body ๐ ๐ reported โ ๐ง! Skip ๐ง ๐๐ผ! Skip ๐ง ๐ง! Vote ๐ ๐ blue ๐ ๐! Blue ๐ ๐ was not an impostor ๐ ๐ . Among ๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ฐ us ๐จ ๐จ in a nutshell ๐ ๐ hahahaha ๐๐๐ ๐. What?! Youre still ๐ค๐ ๐ค๐ not laughing ๐ ๐ your ๐ ๐ ass ๐ ๐ ฐ off ๐ด ๐ดโ ? I ๐ ๐ made ๐ ๐ SEVERAL ๐ฏ ๐ฏ funny ๐๐๐ ๐โ references ๐๐๐ ๐ to Among ๐ฐ ๐๐จโโค๏ธโ๐จ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐ฉ Us ๐จ and YOU ๐๐ผ ๐๐๐ฅ STILL ๐ค๐ ๐ ARENT LAUGHING ๐ ๐๐๐ฆ??!!! Bruh โ ๐ณ๐คฃ๐. Ya ๐๐ผ ๐ hear ๐ ๐ that? Wooooooosh ๐ฆ๐ฝ๐พ ๐ฆ๐ฝ๐พ. Whats ๐ฆ ๐ฆ woooosh ๐ ๐? Oh ๐ ๐, nothing โ ๐ซ. Just the sound ๐ ๐ of a joke ๐ ๐ flying โ โ over ๐ณ๐๐ฆ ๐ your ๐ ๐ head ๐ ๐. Whats ๐ฆ ๐ค that? You ๐ ๐ think ๐ญ ๐ญ im ๐ ๐ annoying ๐ ๐ ? Kinda ๐ ๐ sus ๐ฆ ๐ฆ, bro ๐ ๐โบ๐ฌ. Hahahaha ๐ ๐! Anyway ๐ ๐, yea ๐ ๐ฏ, gotta ๐ ๐ go ๐ ๐ do tasks โ ๐. Hahahaha ๐ ๐!
Oh so you're the imposter? Name every vent. The Skeld:
Admin vent
Cafeteria vent
Electrical vent
Engines vent
Medbay vent
Navigation vent
O2 vent
Reactor vent
Security vent
Shields vent
Weapons vent
MIRA HQ:
Admin vent
Balcony vent
Greenhouse vent
Hallway vent
Laboratory vent
Launchpad vent
Medbay vent
Office vent
Reactor vent
Polus:
O2
Outside
Storage
If you're playing Among Us. On a voice call. So uh. If you're playing Among Us. On a voice call. And you're killed... why would you NOT immediately tell everyone who killed you? Isn't the goal to win if you're crew? Like if you're not gonna tell people on the voice call, why keep doing tasks? What's the point of using the voice comms at all? You're still in it when "dead". To me if a fucking person doesn't use it when they're dead they're throwing. I'd 100% tell my team who killed me if I was killed. The point is for the crew to find out who the impostor is. If you're part of the crew, you should be telling them if you know. If you're not going to do that, you're literally int'ing and throwing. So then why bother doing tasks if you don't want to win? End discussion.
STOP WITH THE AMONG US PAREIDOLIA STOP I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE I CANT TAKE THIS PAIN ANYMORE PLEASE STOP POSTING THOSE PICS IM GOING INSANE STOP MY BRAIN IS MALFUNCTIONING STOP IT JUST STOP I SWEAR IF I SEE ANOTHER PIC I WILL COMMIT SUS JUST STOP MESSING WITH ME I CANT SLEEP BECAUSE WHEREVER I GO I SEE HIS FACE HES FOLLOWING ME EVERYWHERE IM SCARED SO STOP
Sus Sus Sus Amogus
Trashcan looks like an imposter! SUS! My Pants look like an imposter! SUS! My house looks like an imposter! SUS! EvErYtHiNg Is AmOgUs AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHMOGUS!!!!! Sus Sus Sus Amogus
Twashcan wooks wike an impostew! SUS! My Pants wook wike an impostew! SUS! My house wooks wike an impostew! SUS! EvEwYtHiNg Is AmOgUs AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHMOGUS!!!!! Sus ๐ฆ Sus ๐ฆ Sus ๐ฆ Amogus
Trashcan ๐โ looks ๐ like ๐ an imposter ๐ก๐ค! SUS ๐ฆ! My Pants ๐ look ๐ like ๐ an imposter ๐ซ! SUS ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐! My house ๐ looks ๐ like ๐ an imposter ๐ก๐ค! SUS ๐ฆ! EvErYtHiNg ๐ฏ Is AmOgUs AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHMOGUS!!!!! Sus Sus Sus Amogus
Trashcan๐looks๐like๐an๐imposter! SUS! My๐Pants๐look๐like๐an๐imposter! SUS! My๐house๐looks๐like๐an๐imposter! SUS! EvErYtHiNg๐Is๐AmOgUs AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHMOGUS!!!!! This is based on real events.
I was in my room laying on my bed thinking about life when suddenly I get a call from amogus. I was scared. Devastated. I didn't know what to do. I felt like I was going to die if I didn't pick up that call. I felt like my life was going to change. I pick up the call and I hear a old man moaning furiously. I said "why you actin' sus" AND THAT'S WHEN EVERYTHING CHANGED. The man stopped moaning and told me to come to the amogus street at 3 am today. I was scared. I didn't know what to do. I didn't tell anyone about this. Hours passed and then when it hit 2:30 am; my phone started going wild and started playing the amogus rap from youtube on max volume. I couldn't stop it. I threw my phone out of the window and it broke. At 2:45 am, I left my house and started heading towards the amogus street. As I was getting closer, my heart started beating faster. Little did I know, my whole life was about to change. At 3 am, I was there, at the amogus street. Out of nowhere, THE AMOGUS CHARACTER APPEARS and STRIPS ME DOWN TO MY UNDERWEARS AND STARTS SPEAKING RANDOM STUFF. I didn't realise it at first but after 14.20 seconds, I realised it. I got cursed by THAT AMOGUS CHARACTER. I now have the AMOGUS Curse. At every night 3 am I start walking on my own, I head towards the amogus street and then I STRIP DOWN TO MY UNDERWEARS AND CURSE ANOTHER HUMAN WITH THE amogus CURSE. Since that day, I perform that ritual every night at 3 am. My life has become amogus. STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONGUS I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT my friends on Tik Tok send me memes on Discord it's fucking memes I was in a server, right, and AAALLL of the channels were just Among Us stuff. I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and the logo I flipped it and went "Hey babe, when the underwear sus" HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING breathes DINGDINGDING. I looked at a trashcan and went "that's a bit sussie" I look at my penis I think of the astronaut's helmet and I go "penis more like pen-SUS" breathes AAAAAAAHHHHHH I can't fucking take it any more. Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought 'Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!!!!' and I've never wanted to kms more. I can't look at a vent without breaking down and fucking crying. I can't eat pasta without thinking 'IMPASTA??? THATS PRETTY SUS!!!!' Skit 4 by Kanye West. The lyrics ruined me. A Mongoose, or the 25th island of greece. The scientific name for pig. I can't fucking take it anymore. Please fucking end my suffering. I can't fucking take it any more. Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought 'Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!!!!' and I've never wanted to kms more. I can't look at a vent without breaking down and fucking crying. I can't eat pasta without thinking 'IMPASTA??? THATS PRETTY SUS!!!!' Skit 4 by Kanye West. The lyrics ruined me. A Mongoose, or the 25th island of greece. The scientific name for pig. I can't fucking take it anymore. Please fucking end my suffering.