Alive Cave Johnson voicepack

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Cave Johnson doesn't have death responses because he's dead, he may be alive in an alternate universe, that's where this comes from.

With this, there could be a lot more co-op focused voicelines.

If this is a new voicepack the voicelines need to be talking about no specific things like 60 dollars or Astronauts, War heroes, and Olympians, because it's not focused on a decade.

Some death responses that I think fit:

"[laugh]"

"Ha! I like your style. You make up your own rules, just like me."

"I'm telling 'em, keep your pants on."

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The monitor visual for this one could be Cave's giant head from Aperture Desk Job

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Some lines:

Entrance: (Human/Bendy + Robot)

"Now, you already met one another on the limo ride over, so let me introduce myself" Followed by "I'm Cave Johnson. I own the place." 50/50 chance of being followed by: "So. Welcome to Aperture. You're here because we want the best, and you're it. Nope. Couldn't keep a straight face."

"So. Welcome to Aperture. You're here because we want the best, and you're it. Nope. Couldn't keep a straight face."

"They say great science is built on the shoulders of giants. Not here. At Aperture, we do all our science from scratch. No hand holding."

"Just a heads up: We're gonna have a superconductor turned up full blast and pointed at you for the duration of this next test. I'll be honest, we're throwing science at the wall here to see what sticks. No idea what it'll do. Probably nothing. Best-case scenario, you might get some superpowers. Worst case, some tumors, which we'll cut out."

Entrance: (Human/Bendy only)

"All these science spheres are made of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos." 50/50 chance of being followed by: "Good news is, the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show a median latency of forty-four point six years, so if you're thirty or older, you're laughing. Worst case scenario, you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face."

"Just a heads-up: That coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent calcium in it so we can track the neuronal activity in your brain. There's a slight chance the calcium could harden and vitrify your frontal lobe. Anyway, don't stress yourself thinking about it. I'm serious. Visualizing the scenario while under stress actually triggers the reaction."

"Now, if you're part of Control Group Kepler-Seven, we implanted a tiny microchip about the size of a postcard into your skull. Most likely you've forgotten it's even there, but if it starts vibrating and beeping during this next test, let us know, because that means it's about to hit five hundred degrees, so we're gonna need to go ahead and get that out of you pretty fast."

"If you've cut yourself at all in the course of these tests, you might have noticed that your blood is pure gasoline. That's normal. We've been shooting you with an invisible laser that's supposed to turn blood into gasoline, so all that means is, it's working."

"If you need to go to the bathroom after this next series of tests, please let a test associate know, because in all likelihood, whatever comes out of you is going to be coal. Only temporary, so do not worry. If it persists for a week, though, start worrying and come see us, because that's not supposed to happen."

"Just a heads up: We're gonna have a superconductor turned up full blast and pointed at you for the duration of this next test. I'll be honest, we're throwing science at the wall here to see what sticks. No idea what it'll do. Probably nothing. Best-case scenario, you might get some superpowers. Worst case, some tumors, which we'll cut out."

"If you're allergic to peanuts, you might want to tell somebody now, because this next test may turn your blood into peanut water for a few minutes. On the bright side, if we can make this happen, they're gonna have to invent a new type of Nobel Prize to give us, so hang in there."

"The average human male is about sixty percent water. Far as we're concerned, that's a little extravagant. So if you feel a bit dehydrated in this next test, that's normal. We're gonna hit you with some jet engines, and see if we can't get you down to twenty or thirty percent."

Exit (Human/Bendy + Robot):

"They say great science is built on the shoulders of giants. Not here. At Aperture, we do all our science from scratch. No hand holding."

"Caroline, are the compensation vouchers ready?" Instead of Caroline responding, GLaDOS responds with "Yes sir, Mister Johnson."

"If you had any belongings, please pick them up now. We don't want old newspapers and sticks cluttering up the building."

"Alright, this next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So, word of advice: If you meet yourself on the testing track, don't make eye contact. Lab boys tell me that'll wipe out time. Entirely. Forward and backward! So do both of yourselves a favor and just let that handsome devil go about his business."

"Science isn't about WHY. It's about WHY NOT. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired." Followed by "Not you, test subject, you're doing fine." Followed by "Yes, you. Box. Your stuff. Out the front door. Parking lot. Car. Goodbye."

"Congratulations! The simple fact that you're standing here listening to me means you've made a glorious contribution to science." Followed by "As founder and CEO of Aperture Science, I thank you for your participation and hope we can count on you for another round of tests."

50/50 chance of following with: (but also make this one a separate line)

"We're not gonna release this stuff into the wild until it's good and damn ready, so as long as you keep yourself in top physical form, there'll always be a limo waiting for you."

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Those are only generic lines, I'm still making the test related lines.