As described in section 14.2.A of the BIFFUD Corporate Bylaws I hereby invoke
my rights as a sentient being who has not uploaded their mind to the cloud
for consideration for metamorphosis by the BIFFUD Hive Mind. With this
application I submit my interest in becoming a Corporate Overlord.
I understand that my application will not be considered without the submission
of an original creative work.
Candidate Information
Full Name: Laura Olin
Twitter Handle: @lauraolin
Social Security Number (pick one): 21
Bylaw Questions
What the title of your biography?
Why Tho?
Ok, now write your biography?
I was born in Finland and I am a twin, so I'm a Finnish twin or a twinnish Finn. I grew up in the U.S. and have spent many years working in politics (Democratic) and making shit for the internet.
How will you submit your original creative work?
Github!
Survey
Why do you want to be a Corporate Overlord?
I would like to be part of a community of people who make weird internet shit so I can be part of more weird-internet-shit conversations.
Do you identify as a cis-hetero white man?
[] Yes
[X] No
[] I'm not sure you are legally allowed to ask that
Next Steps
Please attend the next scheduled BIFFUD plotting session to plead your case.
OVERLORD SPAWNING RITUAL CATALYST
As described in section 14.2.A of the BIFFUD Corporate Bylaws I hereby invoke my rights as a sentient being who has not uploaded their mind to the cloud for consideration for metamorphosis by the BIFFUD Hive Mind. With this application I submit my interest in becoming a Corporate Overlord.
I understand that my application will not be considered without the submission of an original creative work.
Candidate Information
Bylaw Questions
What the title of your biography?
Why Tho?
Ok, now write your biography?
I was born in Finland and I am a twin, so I'm a Finnish twin or a twinnish Finn. I grew up in the U.S. and have spent many years working in politics (Democratic) and making shit for the internet.
How will you submit your original creative work?
Github!
Survey
Why do you want to be a Corporate Overlord?
I would like to be part of a community of people who make weird internet shit so I can be part of more weird-internet-shit conversations.
Do you identify as a cis-hetero white man?
Next Steps
Please attend the next scheduled BIFFUD plotting session to plead your case.