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Oi, did you slow down programming? #1

Closed IAFahim closed 1 month ago

IAFahim commented 1 month ago

I had a dream that you were getting married and was like I should check up on her (not because I was jealous or anything at alll). You you tell tell why are you stopping humm). Like you shouldn't you be excellent at your field so that you have lots of option in your life naa.

BushraOnika commented 1 month ago

Which faculty under you are doing your capstone??

BushraOnika commented 1 month ago

Not interested in coding and that project also I didn't like the idea of our project :"")

Was it something AI related?

Skin cancer deep learning something πŸ™‚

IAFahim commented 1 month ago

Which faculty under you are doing your capstone??

Mohammad Ashrafuzzaman Khan

IAFahim commented 1 month ago

Not interested in coding and that project also I didn't like the idea of our project :"")

Was it something AI related?

Skin cancer deep learning something πŸ™‚

I guessed that much, youtube tutorial stuff

IAFahim commented 1 month ago

You are not faulty, i heard you say it a few times before. Why do you think that?

IAFahim commented 1 month ago

Like everyone loves you. You helped so many people at university. If you had some fault, others would have told you by now, right?

Why do you think it was your fault?

BushraOnika commented 1 month ago

Like everyone loves you. You helped so many people at university. If you had some fault, others would have told you by now, right?

Why do you think it was your fault?

Forgot those things they don't matter anything now at all. Wish you a great life ahead with you dreams

IAFahim commented 1 month ago

Safe journey

BushraOnika commented 1 month ago

As you are now established and have a job do the marriage fast fast and forgot the mistakes you had done in past and learn from them and don't repeat them in future. And Keep me in your prayers so that I can also achieve something in lifeπŸ˜…

BushraOnika commented 1 month ago

Safe journey

And one advice just don't run from your life. Give life a chance may Allah have written a beautiful story for you if you run before entering how you would ever know!!!! And just don't break any relationship because of your assumptions cause you don't know how the other actually feels and want!!

IAFahim commented 1 month ago

I am not getting married. But I would pray you become very successful in your field

BushraOnika commented 1 month ago

What you going to study abroad? Which country?

Hopefully UK or some European country don't know after giving IELTS can decide better

IAFahim commented 1 month ago

Safe journey

And one advice just don't run from your life. Give life a chance may Allah have written a beautiful story for you if you run before entering how you would ever know!!!! And just don't break any relationship because of your assumptions cause you don't know how the other actually feels and want!!

Boka you, you had marriage proposal from US and you are really good-looking, and slow caring being with me would have only got you like what my 40K salary. It's not enough to run a family. I heard love fades after 5 years or after that, its being dependent on each other. There aren't much that i can offer nor my family that rich. So techianlly you would be better of with a suitable partner that your dad would pick. Plus i don't want my love to fade away. So my plan was to create a copy of you in brain and talk with her distrube her alot. But problem is, brain you cant reply at. I can just tell jokes and say something to you. That way i don't disturbe your time and you become happy in life. If i kept you, wouldnt that be more selfish? like with you i would have got the most pretties nices persion in the world, and you would have gotten me only. And to this date i can't get out of this logic so i never disturbed you.

IAFahim commented 1 month ago

What you going to study abroad? Which country?

Hopefully UK or some European country don't know after giving IELTS can decide better

You are really fluent in english currenly IELTS would be easy. UK Visa takes around 4 month if you get a job before trying to go for higher stuides. One person who works in out office appied but scince there is a problem of over migration problem in UK, its been 4 month and still he didnt get visa. And his class started a month ago and he lost 2 university admmission.

So Apply for fast visa and May allah not make you go though what he is facing. Some good news is other student who applied before him got visa. So it might be becasue of his job, as a lot of student goes UK and drop out and just get a job.

IAFahim commented 1 month ago

AI can code better than all my Colleague at office. I am just like 20%-30% better than AI, and it's really closing in really fast. So I have to code every day so that I don't become irrelevant in this industry.

IAFahim commented 1 month ago

And one advice just don't run from your life. Give life a chance may Allah have written a beautiful story for you if you run before entering how you would ever know!!!! And just don't break any relationship because of your assumptions cause you don't know how the other actually feels and want!!

Let's say if you know that there might be someone better for the person, like there are possibly lots of people who can be a better fit for a person right? We meet because of you and you were so nice to me that I thought I found the perfect person in the world right. But what if I am not a perfect person, so I thought then I would be the perfect person for that person. So I kept trying, trying to understand how you think what makes you act so kindly to others, and I started understanding some parts of it, I used to try doing the same with others, my ammu was really impressed with the new me. But I never understood why you talked with me in return. Every day when talking with you I found out how caring you are but I am pretty sure that I am really rude person. So I thought do I use you to try to make myself better? Like for everything I learned what do I provide why should I get to be with you. Then I knew every marriage has lots of fighting, there is a period of time that people like each other and after that everything they loved about the other person starts to be normal. And it fades over time, so am I just being with you to make myself happy, like love works with proximity right, that's why we don't start like chatting with someone other side of the world. Like I tried to understand what do want from other person in return, and there was nothing, I might have never found someone who is so selfless as you. You don't want anything other then the other person to be near you. Like so easy naa. Then I thought wait anyone in the world can provide that, like anyone. But what about when loves fades wouldn't it come down providing for each other. And yes, I was little better than others in programming so I thought it's possible that I would try to be that person, so that I can always be with you. But then I thought wait, I love you for lots of reasons, like you are tall, good looking, always taking with me like I am the most important person in the world, not crazy, have GitHub account, super duper smart loved by everyone, and like onek onek cute. But anyone in the world would be happy to find someone like that. And isn't that make my reason of liking you conditional. Like if you were someones wife back then I wouldn't have started liking you. So like I am quite selfish right? Loving someone because of conditions of I want her in my life or I wouldn't love them. But shouldn't I be someone who help her being successful in life, giving the best life possible. And also do I only love her because I want to be with her! So I thought what if I just be her friend and help her being super smart and try to find her the best person in the world, then I could never be selfish right! So I told you we would just be friends. And afterwards I was like it hurts so much saying I would just be her friend, it was really really painful. So close to someone knowing you would lose her some day was really painful naa. But I thought if I feet this strong now how would I feet if I thought of it 3 years after. So I kept going and always tried to keep my distance from you, and started feeling you getting sad also, I thought if I went away totally and if you found someone else or someone else finding you as they would for sure if they talked with you once and your abbu is there to give boka if the other person is bad at all so that wouldn't be a problem and you would definitely find a nice person then. Would then you won't be sad anymore. Then one day you were like super sad, and I was like it's all my fault, see now she is sad sad. And I was like if she is sad because of me and if I go away she won't be sad anymore right? Then I remember the 5 stages of grief.

Like there might be 5 stages of grief: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, accpectence.

If I just make you angry and don't explain anything there won't be a stage of denial, anger or bargaining right. But there would be a problem of depression, and I thought if she find someone quick enough she might not be depressed, and technically other would find her. So she would be in accpectence right! So I didn't say anything and started not replying to you so that you feel really angry at me. I tried my best to hurt you as much possible so that you never even talk with me. And I knew the little help I did to tech little things I thought you would kept learning focusing on yourself and be super duper smarty. But it wasn't the plan to make you sad and not to focus on your carrier anyone. Are you crazy all that hard work and me being sad sad and having to talk with a copy of you for like 2h on average every day mainly saying sorry in my brain and you stopped practicing. So I came to give you lots of boka. How rude. All my secret plan and you not focusing on self. I hope you found someone new, someone how doesn't live because of only lust. Ow ow jano, I asked my friends if they would marry someone but they weren't allowed to touch her, and everyone was like noo way. And I am like see that's not like love at all. Shouldn't love be about caring for other persons happiness and helping the lift up.

See I have a video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJSiUm6jvI0

Like see that's like love right. Youuu I am warning you who ever you find you two better try to help each other being a better. Or else I would have to [insert killing gif, or scary knife here...]. See i am not trying to disturb you. Tell the person who like currently to help you being better. Huh rude rude. Tata

I am greatful to Allah that I get to talk with you once. And I am sorry for not considering your emotions, I should have asked you what you felt.

IAFahim commented 1 month ago

I am sorry for making you feel bad. Really really sorry. I always bottled up the pain as i had the upper hand, but I never knew it hurts this bad. I am sorry for making you go through it

BushraOnika commented 1 month ago

No its fine why are you saying sorry I didn't feel bad at all. Everyone has their right to choose their life and how will they live it. It's totally fine. You are studying and also doing 40k job its alot you know MashAllahπŸ‘€ And I'm graduated with no jobs and if I got a free internship also I would do that happilyπŸ™‚ Btw nice idea come I need a internship I'm feeling bored by sitting homeπŸ™‚πŸ™‚

BushraOnika commented 1 month ago

Now Give me some names where I can do an internship without any skillπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

IAFahim commented 1 month ago

No its fine why are you saying sorry I didn't feel bad at all. Everyone has their right to choose their life and how will they live it.

Did you know you were exactly this forgiving when I talked with you. Like, I have no idea how is a person so caring about others feeling. I really don't know how you forgive people so easily. May Allah always reward you for your kindness. And I am still sorry, huh. Never knew moving on gives this much pain. I heard about how painful it is, that's why on the first time we talked and found out how nice you were, I was like I would totally start liking you, so not going to talk with you at all. But good you did, you thought me so much in that I am going to carry over my entire life.

You are studying and also doing 40k job its alot you know MashAllahπŸ‘€

With 40k, 10K goes away because of travel and lunch, breakfast, and 12K for family maintenance. Then left 18k. Living cost in Bangladesh is very High. But yes MashAllah. I know most people have trouble getting a job. And I didn't have to give an interview and got selected due to covid, everyone got online and every company needing programmer.

And I'm graduated with no jobs and if I got a free internship also I would do that happilyπŸ™‚ Btw nice idea come I need an internship I'm feeling bored by sitting homeπŸ™‚πŸ™‚

Due to current AI hype, no one hires anyone without skills or years of experience. You have 3 option.

  1. You can do Competitive programming, as it going to help you a lot in university (please trust me).
  2. Learning something from an expert.
  3. Tutoring (other than meow)

You aren't still confident in programming yet, but you are super smart, so you can learn in no time. I have a question. You know, girls don't do good at programming because they feel it lacks human interaction. So if you tell me how you are spending days and what part of computer science makes you happy or interesting. I think I can trick your brain into liking that field.

I would suggest you not to get internships till joining UK university, as currently if they notice that you are applying for jobs and internships and not focusing on study the visa gets delayed as for my experience with a colleague at office, who is stuck where all his other friends got visa.

And I just checked your LinkedIn and you are wearing shari are you crazy. And know you are already learning we development, allhamdulliah. I could can give you a job, but I don't think you would be able to perform well from start. And you have grown to be more beautiful I think. Sorry, off topic. You should really focus on yourself and learning because internships are quite time consuming and the pay is really low and the traveling it cost most of the earnings around 50%. Tutoring would be the best (but I am biased as I have experience in it). But pick your option, as liking what to do have positive impact in life.

BushraOnika commented 1 month ago

So rude you didn't give me job😞😞 Me now being sooo nice to you but now also you didn't give you didn't changed always rude rude :"")

BushraOnika commented 1 month ago

Whatever in computer science I just like machine learning cause that's the easy one project I had done πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ

IAFahim commented 1 month ago

So rude you didn't give me job😞😞 Me now being sooo nice to you but now also you didn't give you didn't changed always rude rude :"")

I tried to tell you the truth naa. Job is going to be a huge part of your life. And if I lie or don't point out how bad it might sound nice nice. But what if you find out the hard way.

IAFahim commented 1 month ago

Do you want part of my job? I can give it to you for 100 BDT per commit? Like every time you upload a code you can buy two ice cream.

BushraOnika commented 1 month ago

Slow down slow down I was just joking but as always you are taking seriously ohoooooπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

IAFahim commented 1 month ago

Whatever in computer science I just like machine learning cause that's the easy one project I had done πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ

First tell me what you like about computer science? And where do you want to see yourself doing in future.

BushraOnika commented 1 month ago

Do you want part of my job? I can give it to you for 100 BDT per commit? Like every time you upload a code you can buy two ice cream.

Ohoo nice trade offer will be look onto it πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

IAFahim commented 1 month ago

Slow down slow down I was just joking but as always you are taking seriously ohoooooπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

I apologize. I don't know how to fix it πŸ₯²

BushraOnika commented 1 month ago

Whatever in computer science I just like machine learning cause that's the easy one project I had done πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ

First tell me what you like about computer science? And where do you want to see yourself doing in future.

Nothing... In future I see myself in different different countries for tourπŸ‘€

IAFahim commented 1 month ago

Do you want part of my job? I can give it to you for 100 BDT per commit? Like every time you upload a code you can buy two ice cream.

Ohoo nice trade offer will be look onto it πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

You would have to be really smarty really quickly can you handle that?

BushraOnika commented 1 month ago

Do you want part of my job? I can give it to you for 100 BDT per commit? Like every time you upload a code you can buy two ice cream.

Ohoo nice trade offer will be look onto it πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

You would have to be really smarty really quickly can you handle that?

Nope I'm old now my brain works slow🐌 😞 But but you should consider me as you said I'm good at heart πŸ‘€

IAFahim commented 1 month ago

Nothing... In future I see myself in different different countries for tourπŸ‘€

ML and web development both is either remote or office based work. You would have to join multinational company that has multiple Branch in different country and you are so smart at consultation that they move you around.

You then need remote job, so you can go on tour but would have to take work with you there. Ehh, there are job that make you travel but I think Allah need to put it in your luck to place you there. So hopefully we can pary and you can practice a lot so that you become super good.

IAFahim commented 1 month ago

How much do you want to earn?

BushraOnika commented 1 month ago

How much do you want to earn?

Whatever I will got I will be happy 😌 I don't need much things or money to happy huh

IAFahim commented 1 month ago

Nope I'm old now my brain works slow🐌 😞 But but you should consider me as you said I'm good at heart πŸ‘€

Then the rule is as follows for the job The first month you would have to understand how Unity and game development works. For that you would have to learn C# first. For first month I would give you 5000 BDT. As you won't be able to contribute much.

After that I would ask you to develop part of a game with fixed amount of library and using a specific flow.

For each commit I would pay 100 BDT. That would make you around 15k per month.

And also I would give you 20 taka for every consicutive day you push code, as you are so nice in heart 😌 which you are.

But as I am really really bad bad, muh ha ha ha I would cut 200 taka per day for time it takes to finish a task.

Do you accept? You can give counter offer !!

BushraOnika commented 1 month ago

Wait are you opening a company or something??? How would you pay me?? :"") Its totally fine you don't need to pay me so much for doing nothing πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ You don't know business aha you face loses if you offer this way everyone πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

IAFahim commented 1 month ago

Whatever I will got I will be happy 😌 I don't need much things or money to happy huh

Allhamdulliah.

On interview don't say that, the first thing I learned the hard way. I was evaluated at 160k per month and instead of asking around that. Was like sure give what ever you like. And they thought I didn't know work maybe so I can't tell them a clear number or how much I am worth. So I got 30k at start and 15% salary increase per year.

BushraOnika commented 1 month ago

Whatever I will got I will be happy 😌 I don't need much things or money to happy huh

Allhamdulliah.

On interview don't say that, the first thing I learned the hard way. I was evaluated at 160k per month and instead of asking around that. Was like sure give what ever you like. And they thought I didn't know work maybe so I can't tell them a clear number or how much I am worth. So I got 30k at start and 15% salary increase per year.

Ohhhhh 😱😱😱😱 So sweet of youuuu ok I will remember this one next time

IAFahim commented 1 month ago

Wait are you opening a company or something??? How would you pay me?? :"") Its totally fine you don't need to pay me so much for doing nothing πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ You don't know business aha you face loses if you offer this way everyone πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

Its a business but I have lots of task at hand and no one at my office can come close to what I can do, so every hard task is giving to me, and time passed doing that and no one did any hard people and I always fixed them making me more smarty smarty and make others slack off as hard thing can be done by me so they didn't even learn a single hard thing, so they come to office and watch tv series all day and whole company is like me and everyone managing me. I tried to teach them but why would they understand hard stuff when they can watch movies. So last month I said I want to quit. And the everyone at whole office started panicking. As no one can understand what I wrote nor they can do my task. So after calling my mom that I shouldn't quit by the CEO, ammu was like do the work, as they are asking so much. But I also have capstone so I become fully offline now I work from home. So if I can find someone who can take part of my burden I am planning to give my full job to him. And if you are super smart I can directly give my job to you as I want to be free of work for once. So it's not bad at all huh. And you would also have to become super smart so it would work out really really well.

BushraOnika commented 1 month ago

Wait are you opening a company or something??? How would you pay me?? :"") Its totally fine you don't need to pay me so much for doing nothing πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ You don't know business aha you face loses if you offer this way everyone πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

Its a business but I have lots of task at hand and no one at my office can come close to what I can do, so every hard task is giving to me, and time passed doing that and no one did any hard people and I always fixed them making me more smarty smarty and make others slack off as hard thing can be done by me so they didn't even learn a single hard thing, so they come to office and watch tv series all day and whole company is like me and everyone managing me. I tried to teach them but why would they understand hard stuff when they can watch movies. So last month I said I want to quit. And the everyone at whole office started panicking. As no one can understand what I wrote nor they can do my task. So after calling my mom that I shouldn't quit by the CEO, ammu was like do the work, as they are asking so much. But I also have capstone so I become fully offline now I work from home. So if I can find someone who can take part of my burden I am planning to give my full job to him. And if you are super smart I can directly give my job to you as I want to be free of work for once. So it's not bad at all huh. And you would also have to become super smart so it would work out really really well.

You should apply somewhere else where you can have some free time and a much good salary as you said you are already doing everyone's job so you should be paid more

BushraOnika commented 1 month ago

And about me I'm not that much intelligent as you are that I can take your job πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ I have literally 0 knowledges now in coding

BushraOnika commented 1 month ago

And if you give this offer of earning by only learning I believe everyone will like this one and want to grab this opportunity so you should give this offer someone intelligent and smart as you are Not someone like me who have no knowledge!! πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

IAFahim commented 1 month ago

And about me I'm not that much intelligent as you are that I can take your job πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ I have literally 0 knowledges now in coding

Good good then you can only get better not worse, pew I thought what is you were like 100 and was 60 at job

IAFahim commented 1 month ago

And if you give this offer of earning by only learning I believe everyone will like this one and want to grab this opportunity so you should give this offer someone intelligent and smart as you are Not someone like me who have no knowledge!! πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

I did to 3 person already they all came took money did zero task still getting paid 15k each. (Different easier side project that's going on)

Youuu try try naa. Don't you remember how good you were, like the first person who I might have got jealous of getting better grade them me. Lucky it allowed in Islam to get jealous in study.

Back then I was sure I can never be better student then you. Good you know you are going aboard to study means you would always be better then me and I can be always jealous huh. Need a friend to be jealous of huh huh.

Do you get afraid of what the code is doing under the hood. Like I could never find out, why you get scared little little when you programmed. I thought you would get over it if you kept practicing for a while. I should have asked you what you think when you code and how you approach it. But I learned with trying and failing at first so I thought if I gave you enough time to fail and advice I give would be more impactful. Which I think wasn't the the best approach for you, I am sorry for that. See not that wise at all. So you can definitely do my job. Wanna try? Just google C# and practice online. It's like Java, but better, and fun.

BushraOnika commented 1 month ago

Do you pay them with your salary?? πŸ‘€ And why you pay them when they don't work?? πŸ˜’ Ok I will try c# hopefully it will works.

IAFahim commented 1 month ago

Ow ow and thank you for replying. I am like blabbing a lot. You you don't have to listen to me you know and also don't have to reply. I was like so grateful for one text from you, and you worte so many. I can't never repay you in first place so I don't know what would do with so many blessing, I would have never be able to repay you for one thing and you always keep being nice nice. You should not reply huh. You should live your life and be happy naa. Always helping others. I am so sorry for every time I made you sad, I left so that I never want to hurt someone I like so left everything fades away right. You should be happy in life only.

IAFahim commented 1 month ago

Do you pay them with your salary?? πŸ‘€ And why you pay them when they don't work?? πŸ˜’ Ok I will try c# hopefully it will works.

When you hire someone it's really difficult to fire someone, because as boys there life fully revolves around the money, like they can't even pay rent or have basic things in life because father treats differently to middle class people.

But good thing is the company pays. I just don't take the money for the work. It's companies responsibility to handle them. I just find them and hand them over so the company doesn't disturb me.

IAFahim commented 1 month ago

Okay to ahead and start I would send you the first payment 13th November. Do well, or elseeee muh ha ha. Or else nothing I am just trying to scare you. But or elsseeee muh ha ha. Or am I?

IAFahim commented 1 month ago

Since you have accepted it, I can tell you now the other 3 works on side project. I work on the main one. So technically you would get salary from my part. Do a good job and my full salary is yours and I can finally after 2 year rest and work on my portfolio and my ideas. And also good thing if you needed more encouragement that you don't technically don't own any job so you can apply easily for UK. With the added benefits of fully doing job and getting experience, where if you even fail, I can take over and finish it. But you you remember it might create bad habits so you should try your bestest huh. And also focus on IELTS.

BushraOnika commented 1 month ago

Hey I don't need the salary I just need some guidelines that's it enough for me so don't take burden that you have to pay me . And I just want to gather some experiences so that when I go abroad I can earn my living cost and my meal costs also that's it. Cause I have to do part time jobs there for my expenses. No need to pay its fine