VERY BAD CODE

[S4lem]

HAI 1.2
I HAS A DEBT ITZ 0
I HAS A ACCOUNTBALANCE ITZ 104729
OBTW 
THX INTERNET
TLDR
HOW IZ I FLEAS
    I HAS A FANSNUMBER ITZ 33083
    I HAS A FRIENDS ITZ 67607
    DEBT R MOD OF SUM OF PRODUKT OF DEBT AN FANSNUMBER AN FRIENDS AN ACCOUNTBALANCE
    FOUND YR DEBT
IF U SAY SO
I HAS A DIABETES ITZ A BUKKIT
BTW THIS IS MOVAICODE
DIABETES HAS A SRS 0 ITZ "gaufres"
DIABETES HAS A SRS 1 ITZ "croustillons du ch'nord"
DIABETES HAS A SRS 2 ITZ "bugnes"
DIABETES HAS A SRS 3 ITZ "ganses"
DIABETES HAS A SRS 4 ITZ "pets de nonne"
DIABETES HAS A SRS 5 ITZ "roussettes"
DIABETES HAS A SRS 6 ITZ "merveilles"
DIABETES HAS A SRS 7 ITZ "crouchepettes"
DIABETES HAS A SRS 8 ITZ "bougnettes"
DIABETES HAS A SRS 9 ITZ "beugnot"
DIABETES HAS A SRS 10 ITZ "bottereaux"
DIABETES HAS A SRS 11 ITZ "oreillettes"

BTW QLF <3
HOW IZ I HUNGER
    I HAS A DISEASE ITZ I IZ FLEAS MKAY
    DISEASE IS NOW A NUMBAR
    I HAS A BOWL ITZ MAEK ACCOUNTBALANCE A NUMBAR
    FOUND YR  QUOSHUNT OF DISEASE AN BOWL
IF U SAY SO
HOW IZ I TABLE YR EAR
    I HAS A WHISKERS ITZ EAR
    WHISKERS IS NOW A NUMBR
    BOTH SAEM WHISKERS AN EAR, O RLY?
        YA RLY, FOUND YR EAR
    OIC
    DIFFRINT EAR AN SMALLR OF EAR AN 0, O RLY?
        YA RLY
            WHISKERS R SUM OF WHISKERS AN 1
            FOUND YR MAEK WHISKERS A NUMBAR
    OIC
    DIFFRINT EAR AN BIGGR OF EAR AN 0, O RLY?
        YA RLY
            FOUND YR MAEK WHISKERS A NUMBAR
    OIC
IF U SAY SO
I HAS A CHOCOLATE ITZ I IZ HUNGER MKAY
I HAS A DIRTYPAW ITZ PRODUKT OF CHOCOLATE AN 12
I HAS A TARGET ITZ I IZ TABLE YR DIRTYPAW MKAY
TARGET IS NOW A NUMBR
VISIBLE DIABETES'Z SRS TARGET

KTHXBYE

HAI

LOLCODE TESTABLE HERE : https://www.jdoodle.com/execute-lolcode-online/

AS I SAID, THIS IS MOVAICODE : DUE TO LANGUAGE LIMITATIONS, IT IS USING LEHMER RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR WHICH IS DETERMINISTIC SO FIRST NUMBER WILL ALWAYS BE THE SAME

THANKS https://codelani.com/languages/lolcode.html FOR THE HELP; MORE GENERALLY THANKS INTERNET

KTHXBYE

[chris-codd]

IZ NOYCE

[louismarslen]

Hello Salem ! J'ai l'honneur de t'annoncer que tu remportes l'édition 9 du MOVAI CODE. Tu es donc officiellement le pire développeur du mois de mars 2022 😀 Ci-après la photo de ton dû trophée, je vais prendre contact avec toi pour les aspects pratiques. Bravo encore 🥳