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[MOVAICODE 18] [ArnoldC] Skynet profite du voyage dans le temps pour se lancer dans la voyance #283

Open taewyth opened 1 year ago

taewyth commented 1 year ago

C'est sympa les langages traditionnels mais j'aime le code musclé.

IT'S SHOWTIME
HEY CHRISTMAS TREE conan
YOU SET US UP 0

HEY CHRISTMAS TREE dutch
YOU SET US UP @NO PROBLEMO

HEY CHRISTMAS TREE hercules
YOU SET US UP 0

HEY CHRISTMAS TREE valeur
YOU SET US UP 0

TALK TO THE HAND "quel est votre mois de naissance (nombre) ?"
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS conan
    DO IT NOW
    I WANT TO ASK YOU A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS AND I WANT TO HAVE THEM ANSWERED IMMEDIATELY

STICK AROUND dutch
    GET TO THE CHOPPER dutch
        HERE IS MY INVITATION conan
        LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 12
    ENOUGH TALK

    TALK TO THE HAND "Pardon ?"
    GET YOUR ASS TO MARS conan
        DO IT NOW
        I WANT TO ASK YOU A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS AND I WANT TO HAVE THEM ANSWERED IMMEDIATELY
    CHILL

TALK TO THE HAND "quel est votre jour de naissance (nombre) ?"
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS hercules
    DO IT NOW
    I WANT TO ASK YOU A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS AND I WANT TO HAVE THEM ANSWERED IMMEDIATELY

STICK AROUND dutch
    GET TO THE CHOPPER dutch
        HERE IS MY INVITATION hercules
        LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 31
    ENOUGH TALK

    TALK TO THE HAND "Indiquez un jour correct"
    GET YOUR ASS TO MARS hercules
        DO IT NOW
        I WANT TO ASK YOU A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS AND I WANT TO HAVE THEM ANSWERED IMMEDIATELY
    CHILL

GET TO THE CHOPPER valeur
    HERE IS MY INVITATION hercules
    GET UP conan
ENOUGH TALK

GET TO THE CHOPPER dutch
    HERE IS MY INVITATION 3
    YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME conan
ENOUGH TALK

BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE dutch

    GET TO THE CHOPPER dutch
        HERE IS MY INVITATION hercules
        LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 20
    ENOUGH TALK

    BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE dutch
        TALK TO THE HAND "Vous etes belier."
    BULLSHIT
        TALK TO THE HAND "Vous etes poissons."
    YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC

BULLSHIT

    GET TO THE CHOPPER dutch
        HERE IS MY INVITATION 4
        YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME conan
    ENOUGH TALK

    BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE dutch

        GET TO THE CHOPPER dutch
            HERE IS MY INVITATION hercules
            LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 20
        ENOUGH TALK

        BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE dutch
            TALK TO THE HAND "Vous etes taureau."
        BULLSHIT
            TALK TO THE HAND "Vous etes belier"
        YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC

GET TO THE CHOPPER dutch
    HERE IS MY INVITATION 5
    YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME conan
ENOUGH TALK

BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE dutch

    GET TO THE CHOPPER dutch
        HERE IS MY INVITATION hercules
        LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 20
    ENOUGH TALK

    BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE dutch
        TALK TO THE HAND "Vous etes gémaux."
    BULLSHIT
        TALK TO THE HAND "Vous etes taureau."
    YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC

BULLSHIT

    GET TO THE CHOPPER dutch
        HERE IS MY INVITATION 6
        YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME conan
    ENOUGH TALK

    BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE dutch

        GET TO THE CHOPPER dutch
            HERE IS MY INVITATION hercules
            LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 21
        ENOUGH TALK

        BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE dutch
            TALK TO THE HAND "Vous etes taureau."
        BULLSHIT
            TALK TO THE HAND "Vous etes cancer."
        YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC

GET TO THE CHOPPER dutch
    HERE IS MY INVITATION 7
    YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME conan
ENOUGH TALK

BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE dutch

    GET TO THE CHOPPER dutch
        HERE IS MY INVITATION hercules
        LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 22
    ENOUGH TALK

    BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE dutch
        TALK TO THE HAND "Vous etes lion."
    BULLSHIT
        TALK TO THE HAND "Vous etes cancer."
    YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC

BULLSHIT

    GET TO THE CHOPPER dutch
        HERE IS MY INVITATION 8
        YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME conan
    ENOUGH TALK

    BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE dutch

        GET TO THE CHOPPER dutch
            HERE IS MY INVITATION hercules
            LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 22
        ENOUGH TALK

        BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE dutch
            TALK TO THE HAND "Vous etes vierge."
        BULLSHIT
            TALK TO THE HAND "Vous etes lion."
        YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC

GET TO THE CHOPPER dutch
    HERE IS MY INVITATION 9
    YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME conan
ENOUGH TALK

BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE dutch

    GET TO THE CHOPPER dutch
        HERE IS MY INVITATION hercules
        LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 22
    ENOUGH TALK

    BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE dutch
        TALK TO THE HAND "Vous etes balance."
    BULLSHIT
        TALK TO THE HAND "Vous etes vierge."
    YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC

BULLSHIT

    GET TO THE CHOPPER dutch
        HERE IS MY INVITATION 10
        YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME conan
    ENOUGH TALK

    BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE dutch

        GET TO THE CHOPPER dutch
            HERE IS MY INVITATION hercules
            LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 22
        ENOUGH TALK

        BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE dutch
            TALK TO THE HAND "Vous etes scorpion."
        BULLSHIT
            TALK TO THE HAND "Vous etes balance."
        YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC

GET TO THE CHOPPER dutch
    HERE IS MY INVITATION 11
    YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME conan
ENOUGH TALK

BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE dutch

    GET TO THE CHOPPER dutch
        HERE IS MY INVITATION hercules
        LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 22
    ENOUGH TALK

    BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE dutch
        TALK TO THE HAND "Vous etes sagitaire."
    BULLSHIT
        TALK TO THE HAND "Vous etes scorpion."
    YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC

BULLSHIT

    GET TO THE CHOPPER dutch
        HERE IS MY INVITATION 12
        YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME conan
    ENOUGH TALK

    BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE dutch

        GET TO THE CHOPPER dutch
            HERE IS MY INVITATION hercules
            LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 21
        ENOUGH TALK

        BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE dutch
            TALK TO THE HAND "Vous etes capricorne."
        BULLSHIT
            TALK TO THE HAND "Vous etes sagitaire"
        YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC

GET TO THE CHOPPER dutch
    HERE IS MY INVITATION 1
    YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME conan
ENOUGH TALK

BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE dutch

    GET TO THE CHOPPER dutch
        HERE IS MY INVITATION hercules
        LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 20
    ENOUGH TALK

    BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE dutch
        TALK TO THE HAND "Vous etes verseau."
    BULLSHIT
        TALK TO THE HAND "Vous etes sagitaire."
    YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC

BULLSHIT

    GET TO THE CHOPPER dutch
        HERE IS MY INVITATION 2
        YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME conan
    ENOUGH TALK

    BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE dutch

        GET TO THE CHOPPER dutch
            HERE IS MY INVITATION hercules
            LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 18
        ENOUGH TALK

        BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE dutch
            TALK TO THE HAND "Vous etes poisson."
        BULLSHIT
            TALK TO THE HAND "Vous etes verseau."
        YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC

YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED
Matthieu-Coddity commented 1 year ago

et en plus c'est agréable à lire

taewyth commented 1 year ago

j'ai fait de mon mieux, déjà que j'utilise un language ésotérique alors autant essayer de le rendre lisible.

Ce sera moins drôle le jour où quelqu'un postera du brainf*** ahah.