Thanks for the contribution, I particularly like "Everything is on fire" - very Kerbal. If you make the following minor changes we can merge your reports:
planets/eve/default/crewReport.cfg - line 18 needs a period
planets/jool/default/evaReport.cfg - line 31 should be all present or all past tense: You look at Jools moons and you think you see Kerbin.
Thanks for the contribution, I particularly like "Everything is on fire" - very Kerbal. If you make the following minor changes we can merge your reports: