Upgrade Tweet replacement with surrogate JS API

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Fixes #1393. Following up on #2805 and 4cf05333257536ae0fb93ba7cd1799cc23b02b0c.

https://developer.twitter.com/en/docs/twitter-for-websites/javascript-api/overview

Examples

Already working and should continue to work

• https://www.theverge.com/2020/9/11/21433228/microsoft-xbox-series-x-hidden-video-phil-spencer-july-2020

Newly working (alternate embed HTML)

• https://en.defence-ua.com/news/become_known_that_ukrainian_military_has_to_master_american_patriot_ads_in_a_record_time-5471.html

Newly working (using JS API)

• https://www.srf.ch/news/international/krieg-in-der-ukraine-stoltenberg-fordert-bei-nato-treffen-standhaftigkeit
• https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/ukraine-situation-report-new-ground-based-air-defense-coalition-announced
• https://www.comicsands.com/semicircle-corners-divides-irish-parents-2666363460.html
• https://www.dw.com/en/brazil-bolsonaro-supporters-storm-national-congress/a-64320440?protocol-flip=0

Still broken

Forums that use a nested frame from https://github.com/s9e/s9e.github.io/blob/master/iframe/2/twitter.min.html:

• https://www.resetera.com/threads/pyoro-leaks-switch-game-announcements-part-3.784745/
• https://buckeyeplanet.com/forum/threads/tosu-recruiting-discussion.648320/page-103#post-3627490

Forum that uses https://api.twitter.com/1/statuses/oembed.json?id=XXX&omit_script=true&callback=jQueryYYY_ZZZ&_=QQQ:

• https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3842990&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1799

Broken display

• https://ge.globo.com/blogs/brasil-mundial-fc/post/2023/03/05/jogador-do-psv-faz-gol-com-chute-de-170kmh-assista-se-conseguir.ghtml (Chrome: replacement squished to the point most controls are inaccessible; Firefox: same styling issue when replacement happens but also replacement doesn't seem to happen most of the time, the surrogate API creates tweet markup but it doesn't get replaced)
• https://www.komputerswiat.pl/aktualnosci/nauka-i-technika/starship-zdemolowal-okolice-dantejskie-sceny-po-starcie-statku-wideo/rb0qntz (even if pulsembed.eu is unblocked, our replacement is almost completely hidden)