When I make my new version of the product, with better hardware that doesn't crap out and die all the time, and you go to enter the programming menu, have it print out:
Don't be a lazy-ass lazy! You can use this product to do a friendly prank on your friends. You can use this product to improve your productivity. You can use this product to remove waste and inefficiencies imposed on you by others. But do NOT defraud your employer! By using this product, you agree to not use it in such a way that it defrauds your employer, wastes your life, and screws people over. You agree NOT TO BE A LAZY-ASS LAZY!
\~ the maker, Gabriel Staples, and the world, thanks you. We need your talents to better the world, not to get a "free lunch" (as economists put it).
When I make my new version of the product, with better hardware that doesn't crap out and die all the time, and you go to enter the programming menu, have it print out: