search

EnterpriseQualityCoding / FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition

FizzBuzz Enterprise Edition is a no-nonsense implementation of FizzBuzz made by serious businessmen for serious business purposes.
21.29k stars 751 forks source link

Implement RxJava Functional Reactive Programming #328

Open sonnytron opened 6 years ago

sonnytron commented 6 years ago

The dependency on interfaces in this project is appalling.
There should be a responsive relation between Fizz and Buzz results.

fugithub commented 6 years ago

We always thank the Architecture Team for their important insights.

Unfortunately, this quarter's feature work on FizzBuzz cannot be stopped, as our salesmen have promised these features to potential new customers.

Oh, we said that last quarter? And the quarter before? Never fear -

We have assigned you two resources to refactor the entire FizzBuzz project while feature development continues in parallel. One is a senior developer we've outsourced from Bumfugia. The other is a QA lady who has never done any software development, but she's really smart. She works remotely from our office in Bumfugia.

Don't say we never did anything for you, nerds. We're even deigning to send you this email while we enjoy the fruits of this quarter's hard work on this cruise ship here.