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FizzBuzz Enterprise Edition is a no-nonsense implementation of FizzBuzz made by serious businessmen for serious business purposes.
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HR announcement: please welcome our new CEO #420

Open blagae opened 5 years ago

blagae commented 5 years ago

Dear colleague,

As you are no doubt acutely aware, our previous CEO decided to step down completely voluntarily yet rather abruptly after it appeared he had [redacted] multiple personal assistants over the last years. Please do not worry about him, he safely golden-parachuted into a comfortable low-security prison cell, where he will remain for the coming 2 weeks. This has left us with a gap in leadership and long-term vision, which needs to be fixed as soon as possible. After an intense three hours of searching on Craigslist, we believe we have found the perfect candidate to lead us into the future. He wants you to know that he is eager to start doing a business.

So without further ado, please welcome our new CEO, Vincent Adultman:

Your new CEO, Vincent Adultman

You can feel free to send your best wishes to Mr. Adultman by replying to this e-mail. Please do so by clicking Reply All.

AaronVasquez commented 5 years ago

Welcome aboard!

Aubron commented 5 years ago

Now that seems like a guy who can do a business!