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EnterpriseQualityCoding / FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition

FizzBuzz Enterprise Edition is a no-nonsense implementation of FizzBuzz made by serious businessmen for serious business purposes.
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Unfitting output design #424

Open IQuick143 opened 5 years ago

IQuick143 commented 5 years ago

Hello, I am seriously pleased with your code, however our serious design department containing the single best single designers has informed the font department about problems with the word FizzBuzz as there's a large proportional disagreement between the amount of horizontal pixels between Fizz and FizzBuzz, they have of course forwarded the issue to the font department which then claimed the text itself is an issue which meant the issue got forwarded towards the text processing department and then I got bored of forwarding issues from myself to myself and so I came here. I corporate needs the FizzBuzz text to have the same width as the Fizz text. My proposal is to output FizzBuzz text with characters half the size or replace the FizzBuzz output with a shorter output. I cannot stop using your library as the statistician department claimed a 1% growth in sales since the IT department incorporated your library into the codebase and thus it'd be unserious of me to stop using it.

wizzwizz4 commented 5 years ago

Our software is fine. Go away.

wizzwizz4 commented 5 years ago

It works perfectly, there's nothing wrong. We have no problems.

wizzwizz4 commented 5 years ago

There are no problems with our code, and there never will be problems with our code.

wizzwizz4 commented 5 years ago

This is clearly a problem on your end; what rendering system doesn't perform abject proportionality compensation?

wizzwizz4 commented 5 years ago

Please close this issue.

wizzwizz4 commented 5 years ago

Why haven't you closed it yet?

IQuick143 commented 4 years ago

My issue seems to persist though I don't remember what the issue was.