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FizzBuzz Enterprise Edition is a no-nonsense implementation of FizzBuzz made by serious businessmen for serious business purposes.
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Big Room Meeting: Discussing Coronavirus Outbreak Countermeasures #459

Open togiberlin opened 4 years ago

togiberlin commented 4 years ago

Our CEO will discuss Covid-19 countermeasures. Please make sure you attend in person.

Agenda

  1. Greeting
  2. Introductory introduction
  3. Introduction
  4. Post introduction
  5. Coffee break
  6. What is a Virus?
  7. You Are Safe. Really, You Are.
  8. Further Plans
  9. Planning the Next Meeting
Tylersuard commented 4 years ago

I thought we were going to practice handshakes and mouth-to-mouth cpr at this meeting as well?

vikramdurai commented 4 years ago

Re: Covid-19 countermeasures I hope we can have a re-review of this meeting. My boss, the COO, states that our commitment to providing enterprise software in a time of crisis is iron and unshakable. god i just wanted a vacation Can we have a review of the work-from-home ideology? My minions team is hoping for a stop to their hard work. Apparently, working from home does not encourage AGILE enterprise level software development practice.

Sincerely, Joe, middle management