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EnterpriseQualityCoding / FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition

FizzBuzz Enterprise Edition is a no-nonsense implementation of FizzBuzz made by serious businessmen for serious business purposes.
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Too much Fizz, not enough Buzz #463

Open jordacai opened 4 years ago

jordacai commented 4 years ago

...I need another beer.

vikramdurai commented 4 years ago

Motion to close? Cluttering up my screen space is a crime.

Sincerely, Chad from the Dev Team

zyansheep commented 4 years ago

Unfortunately, we might have some complaints from the Fizz Buzz Resources department if we change the ratio of Fizz to Buzz. Management keeps cutting their budget so this change will effect them.

Sincerely Logan from the Dev Team

alwavshumilin commented 4 years ago

Management keeps cutting their budget so this change will effect them.

How is that your customers fault? Have to have at least 20% more of them Buzzes. Our clients are mad. Keep asking about incorrect tax payments and all, like it is our fault. We have bought your solution long time ago (in terms of Miller's planet of course), so please (Not even joking) make something and do it fast!

Regards Bolesław

kv-o commented 5 months ago

Our business makes extensive use of Fizz Buzz Enterprise Edition internally but recently there was not much Fizz and too much Buzz. Mark from IT claims that this is an upstream issue but I don't trust him because yesterday I saw him leave home early with A LOT of Fizz in his car.