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FizzBuzz Enterprise Edition is a no-nonsense implementation of FizzBuzz made by serious businessmen for serious business purposes.
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Moving toward a NOSQL database solution #483

Open jmurchr opened 3 years ago

jmurchr commented 3 years ago

Hey guys, it's Rick over in sales.

I was at the barber the other day, and I read this article on NOSQL databases in InfoWorld magazine. My mind was blown! I'm no expert, but a NOSQL database seems like a perfect for FBEE, much better then RDBMS dinosaur! What we need is a distributed solution that improves our amazing throughput and availability! Plus it reduces the impotence in our object relationships. Win Win!

But you guys are sharp, I'm sure you know all about the wonders of NOSQL. If not, Rick - my barber (also named Rick) - let me borrow the magazine, so you're welcome to come by and take a look for yourself.

Anyway, how long do you think it will take to get the NOSQL database working? I ask because I have already setup a sales demo with a new customer for next Tuesday. (Infinium Labs!!)

Please let me know if you need me to talk to your boss about any priority conflicts.

Have a good one! -Rick

Tylersuard commented 3 years ago

Rick, what color do you want that database? Tyler, Procurement Manager of Serious Really Important Business Items

wizzwizz4 commented 3 years ago

I think NoSQL could help with the NoFizzNoBuzzStrategyFactory.

jmurchr commented 3 years ago

Rick, what color do you want that database? Tyler, Procurement Manager of Serious Really Important Business Items

The only color that matters - green!

jmurchr commented 3 years ago

Hey guys, it's Rick over in sales again.

Just wanted to let you all know that my sales demo went great last week, and the customer was very, very impressed by our product - especially the NOSQL database feature!

Thank you all for your hard work getting that implemented! I owe you all a beer!

-Rick

Tylersuard commented 3 years ago

@jmurchr Rick, we don't HAVE a nosql database yet! What exactly did you sell them?

jmurchr commented 3 years ago

Automatic Reply: Big sale means vacation time! I am currently sitting on a beach in Aruba, mai tai in hand. I will be checking emails when I can, but expect drunken, incoherent responses. I will be returning to the office Novermber 30th.

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zkrige commented 3 years ago

I dunno Rick, NoSQL is pretty old school nowadays. As a serious enterprise we should be using blockchain. Blockchain solves every tech problem ever and is perfect. I dont know why it wasn't implemented from the start