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FizzBuzz Enterprise Edition is a no-nonsense implementation of FizzBuzz made by serious businessmen for serious business purposes.
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Lonely SWM Seeking Romantic Connection #517

Open SudoPseudo opened 3 years ago

SudoPseudo commented 3 years ago

Hello. Corporate said we can now post personals in the community, so... here goes.

I'm 34, software developer. I work on floor 32, and I live alone with my cat.

My passions are talking about Linux, coding, and drinking coffee.

I've been described as: pasty, socially awkward, shy, messy.

I rarely go outside, but I sit near a window so I have a nice tan on my left forearm.

If interested, please respond with a photo, and whether you use tabs or spaces.

POMATu commented 3 years ago

Nobody wants to read your whines. If you wanna proceed with your application please resubmit according to the rules

Name:
Age:
Race:
Citizenship:
Education:
Sex: male/female/non-binary etc
Zodiac Sign:
Sexual Orientation: straight/gay/lesbian/bisexual etc
Sexual Preference: Classical/BDSM or anything less common
Achievements in life:
Previous Relationships:
Previous Marriages:
Valid sexually transmitted disease passed test certificate not older than 1 month
Government issued certificate of Sexual Education (the one that is about how to use condoms)

If you are male searching for female (or if you are female taking the role of male searching for female in the role of female or if you male searching for male in the role of female or any other configuration where you are in the position to be wealthy and masculine) also mandatory to include your Approximate yearly income so that no anyone mentioned above wont waste time reviewing your CV Thanks and we wish you some luck with this I suppose