[feature] More fortunes

[kinoko87]

From this /q/ thread, we can see that a good portion of users would like more fortunes

and some people on this /b/ thread also talked about there not being enough fortunes & them being more negative overall

I am aware that pretty much every1 has seen the thread, but just leaving it here for more organisation

[anonwaha]

Here's a (possibly incomplete) collection of previous Heyuri fortunes. Note that they were changed at various points over the duration of 2020, so not all of these existed at the same time

From the Sakomoto script

• Bad Luck
• Average Luck
• Good Luck
• Excellent Luck
• Reply hazy, try again
• Godly Luck
• Very Bad Luck
• Outlook good
• Better not tell you now
• You will meet a dark handsome stranger
• ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
• （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
• Good news will come to you by mail

From "teh golden age" Heyuri

(a few of the ones from Sakomoto were also included)

• Your true waifu will reveal herself
• Only time will tell
• Dark times are to come
• Your harem is only just begining
• You have cancer
• You have aids
• Tomo will strangle you in your sleep
• You just lost the game
• We don't know what happens next
• mah pen0z is bigger thaan urz
• OLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLL (I don't know what the actual length of this one was, but it repeated in this pattern and went off the screen even on my 2560x1440 monitor!)

[kaguy4]

Added these to /b/, so closing. You can still make pull requests for other (new) fortunes if you want to