Rework Starpocalypse

[JuniorUdale]

It should randomize statuses, sure. But:

• [ ] there's a lot more statuses than the ones you posted
• [ ] it should work for all visible ones (as well as invisible stashes)
• [ ] should probably also work when curse?d

[JuniorUdale]

Reworked, but in a lazyish way - now only shuffles around the Main Eight Statuses™.