I’m learning to code I’m kinda in the middle of it not in the beginning but far from being a pro. I’m early enough to know I could still learn some hubris but far enough along to know We still all got something left to learn and this site is proof of that which is the majesty of it all with a build up atop of open source to ice the cake. Who could ask for more? Something for free in a capitalist society? Say it ain’t so. No no no it’s true as pro wrestling icon Kurt angle would say it’s damn true. Yes I’m one of THOSE kid at hearts that won’t grow up and still watches pro wrestling at almost 40 years old. I’m a year away from a full on University of Michigan law degree but still loved coding enough in high school to come back to it and loved it as a kid way back when it was DOS prompt and C:// drive input commands. A step above full on 1110001011001010110 binary code typing in that My uncle Dick did for a living. He taught Me the number one truth of using computers; “You don’t need to know home row. I just type with two fingers 1 0 1 0” Lol. It’s true though. If you want to break a computer down to the basics it’s ALL JUST 1’s and 0’s. Nothing else. Telling it “yes” or “no, “true” or “false” is a js up sell equivalent. I love computers. I love the science behind em. What makes em tick. I loved to piss around with the settings at school like the language it speaks input keyboard style And what language the computer speaks to a complete different value. Then try to switch em back seeing everything in Spanish or Arabic. Lol. I had a teacher gruffly force Me to get off a computer I didn’t have time to reset so I said “ok it’s on you” and left the computer speaking Dutch requiring a Spanish keyboard configuration to type in the password with. My buddy Justin had the task of resetting 3 computers I hacked well the 3 the teacher KNEW I’d hacked. Lol. He got two back online but not that Dutch Spanish combo. It was the one two punch combo. He asked Me years later what the f I did and I told him “all you had to do was type in the password ‘I.P.’ On the keyboard and you could’ve reintegrated the settings. Nope. Just I.P. Was too daunting a task. So close yet so far. Did the teacher accept his role? No. I got only one day of in school suspension cuz the assistant principal was My law teacher and I set the bell curve with extra credit needless to say I got every single question right in that class I could possibly have. Not a single thing wrong. Kids BEGGED ME to at least fail a test. I was like this is the best I’ve ever done in My life and set My freshman year into high gear and helped land My 3.8 GPA that year. 26 on My ACT’s. I could go to ANY university I wanted but I lollygagged awhile till I revisited university. I wound up getting My GED cuz My GPA wound up in the toilet due to skipping school and detentions and discipline actions. I became a rebel smoking pot burning out My brain instead of turning on My assets what REALLY made Me feel good but We had a serious lack of law classes to keep My mind suckling on. They revved Me up and invigorated Me. I was kept from being the lead attorney in the mock trials after I gave the other girl Rebecca a nervous breakdown. Seriously she flipped out went out in the hallway then went home that day then disappeared for like two weeks and word was she was in the psych ward cuz of a nervous breakdown and came back on a hefty dose of Prozac. I feel kinda bad about that but the attorney in Me says “nah f her” lol. I’m very talkative and tell wonderful stories and I’ve had a pretty amazing life when I honestly sit down and talk about it but I’m modest and say I’m just a dude. Trying to make it in a world with people in it like Donald Trump. I never say “hate” but I hate that man. He got Me and My Wife’s bridge card taken away. That’s literally food outta My family’s mouth. I don’t tolerate it when you mess with La Familia. Family is the pinnacle of a household. You MUST have a happy family to be centered In life. Call your mom it’ll do you good. If she’s dead go put some flowers on her grave. It helps to acknowledge Our fallen loved ones too. My Wife’s family puts flowers on both Her grandpas graves for Her since She can’t be there in person. They were paramount in Her life. I only met one once but I’m glad I got the chance even though I accidentally took so much Xanax I fell asleep on Her grandparents’ couch. They say everybody does and it’s a comfy couch so I let em lie so I don’t have to feel so bad. It’s the attorney in Me. But it makes Me remember to watch it with the effing Xanax bro. Whoa. Lol. Anyways this is much longer than anticipated but I hope you got to learn about Me.
I’m learning to code I’m kinda in the middle of it not in the beginning but far from being a pro. I’m early enough to know I could still learn some hubris but far enough along to know We still all got something left to learn and this site is proof of that which is the majesty of it all with a build up atop of open source to ice the cake. Who could ask for more? Something for free in a capitalist society? Say it ain’t so. No no no it’s true as pro wrestling icon Kurt angle would say it’s damn true. Yes I’m one of THOSE kid at hearts that won’t grow up and still watches pro wrestling at almost 40 years old. I’m a year away from a full on University of Michigan law degree but still loved coding enough in high school to come back to it and loved it as a kid way back when it was DOS prompt and C:// drive input commands. A step above full on 1110001011001010110 binary code typing in that My uncle Dick did for a living. He taught Me the number one truth of using computers; “You don’t need to know home row. I just type with two fingers 1 0 1 0” Lol. It’s true though. If you want to break a computer down to the basics it’s ALL JUST 1’s and 0’s. Nothing else. Telling it “yes” or “no, “true” or “false” is a js up sell equivalent. I love computers. I love the science behind em. What makes em tick. I loved to piss around with the settings at school like the language it speaks input keyboard style And what language the computer speaks to a complete different value. Then try to switch em back seeing everything in Spanish or Arabic. Lol. I had a teacher gruffly force Me to get off a computer I didn’t have time to reset so I said “ok it’s on you” and left the computer speaking Dutch requiring a Spanish keyboard configuration to type in the password with. My buddy Justin had the task of resetting 3 computers I hacked well the 3 the teacher KNEW I’d hacked. Lol. He got two back online but not that Dutch Spanish combo. It was the one two punch combo. He asked Me years later what the f I did and I told him “all you had to do was type in the password ‘I.P.’ On the keyboard and you could’ve reintegrated the settings. Nope. Just I.P. Was too daunting a task. So close yet so far. Did the teacher accept his role? No. I got only one day of in school suspension cuz the assistant principal was My law teacher and I set the bell curve with extra credit needless to say I got every single question right in that class I could possibly have. Not a single thing wrong. Kids BEGGED ME to at least fail a test. I was like this is the best I’ve ever done in My life and set My freshman year into high gear and helped land My 3.8 GPA that year. 26 on My ACT’s. I could go to ANY university I wanted but I lollygagged awhile till I revisited university. I wound up getting My GED cuz My GPA wound up in the toilet due to skipping school and detentions and discipline actions. I became a rebel smoking pot burning out My brain instead of turning on My assets what REALLY made Me feel good but We had a serious lack of law classes to keep My mind suckling on. They revved Me up and invigorated Me. I was kept from being the lead attorney in the mock trials after I gave the other girl Rebecca a nervous breakdown. Seriously she flipped out went out in the hallway then went home that day then disappeared for like two weeks and word was she was in the psych ward cuz of a nervous breakdown and came back on a hefty dose of Prozac. I feel kinda bad about that but the attorney in Me says “nah f her” lol. I’m very talkative and tell wonderful stories and I’ve had a pretty amazing life when I honestly sit down and talk about it but I’m modest and say I’m just a dude. Trying to make it in a world with people in it like Donald Trump. I never say “hate” but I hate that man. He got Me and My Wife’s bridge card taken away. That’s literally food outta My family’s mouth. I don’t tolerate it when you mess with La Familia. Family is the pinnacle of a household. You MUST have a happy family to be centered In life. Call your mom it’ll do you good. If she’s dead go put some flowers on her grave. It helps to acknowledge Our fallen loved ones too. My Wife’s family puts flowers on both Her grandpas graves for Her since She can’t be there in person. They were paramount in Her life. I only met one once but I’m glad I got the chance even though I accidentally took so much Xanax I fell asleep on Her grandparents’ couch. They say everybody does and it’s a comfy couch so I let em lie so I don’t have to feel so bad. It’s the attorney in Me. But it makes Me remember to watch it with the effing Xanax bro. Whoa. Lol. Anyways this is much longer than anticipated but I hope you got to learn about Me.