Open celestialgaze3 opened 1 year ago
I mean, why create an engaging gameplay experience when you can force players to choose between two challenging scenarios on Discord, using a confusing and uninviting canvas display? And don't even get me started on those buttons, labeled with the boring colors blue and red, as if players need more dullness in their lives.
Why bother with modern graphics and responsive gameplay when you can fetch data from a website, causing players to stare at a blank screen for minutes at a time? And let's not forget about that delightful circle in the middle, separating the blue and red halves, as if players need yet another visual obstacle to overcome.
I'm sure your game will have players begging for mercy with its sluggish performance, slow response times, and confusing interface. Oh, and those button clicks? Get ready for frustrated gamers mashing their keyboards, hoping against hope that something will happen.
would you rather
Well, your game sounds like the perfect way to drive people away from Discord. I mean, why would anyone want to participate in a game where they have to choose between two terrible options? It's like you took all the fun and excitement out of "Would You Rather" and replaced it with a bland, uninspired experience.
And don't get me started on JavaScript. It's like the basic white bitch of programming languages. Only the true programming gods write in assembly. And if you can't wrap your head around it, well, you're just not cut out for the programming world.
And let's not forget about the "black line and a circle in the middle" design of your canvas. It's like you took all the visual appeal out of the game and replaced it with a dull, monochromatic display. Why bother with engaging graphics or interactive elements when you can just stare at a circle and choose between blue and red buttons?
Overall, I have to say that your game code is a masterpiece in its ability to bore people to death. Congratulations, you've achieved what most game developers only dream of: creating the most un-fun game in existence!
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Well, your code seems to be a great way to torture gamers by presenting them with challenging scenarios on Discord. I mean, who needs enjoyable gameplay when you can stare at a blue and red half with a circle in the middle? And why would anyone want to play a game with decent graphics when they can enjoy your canvas drawings? Plus, don't forget that your code is a fantastic way to frustrate players with long loading times as it fetches data from a website. Overall, I can't wait to see how many players will choose the 'delete' button just to escape the misery of playing your game.