NodeJS Support

[ethanrjs]

Rewrite it in node and make it a service, bundled with pkg. It'll be 4.4 x 4^4^4^4^4 (Four point four morbillion) times faster.

graph TD;
    A[Activate Linux] --> B{Runtime environment?};

    B --> C[bun.sh];
    B --> D[runtime.js unikernal];
    B --> E[node];
    B --> F[deno];

🙏🏼

[MrGlockenspiel]

When im in a god fucking awful idea competition and my opponent is ethan rettinger

[asoji]

what the hell

[CephalonCosmic]

@BluSpring wanna do something cursed?

[ethanrjs]

When im in a god fucking awful idea competition and my opponent is ethan rettinger

Racially motivated gart moment