this is a SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ghost]

Ok guys, hear me out bcuz i am TRIGGERED!!! i was just minding my business in my redhat based arch linux distro and all of a sudden: AXTIVATE LINUX>??? on my screen!? what the crap??? so I went online to figure out how to frickin activate my linux and I COULD NOT FIND???????? what the heck is "open-source"??? last time i checked the source engine by Valve(tm) IS ALREADY OPEN? so i had to go to Like page 52 on google.com and I find "purcahse linux product key" so i clicked. and then it said $200??? kind of expensive but linux is cool and good so I was like ok i will pay to activate. but they didnt accept google pay what the heckkkkkk!!!!!!!! so i had to go ask for my DADS credit card. he said no bcuz he is a stupid idiot so i had to steal it from him while he was wrestling with mom. and i put card number into the site so i could activate my linux and get rid of this stupid messgae on screen and everything was ok. i pressed buy and then.. NO PRODUCT KEY APPEAR?????????? now my linux is not activated and my dad hits me every night and day. fuk u mrcockenspiel i hate u so much!!!!!!!!!!1 FUCK YOU SCAMMAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrGlockenspiel]

cope

[Arkhtek]

mald

[asoji]

seethe

[Stereo528]

weep

[Jocadbz]

lmao

[DonutDev]

i can't believe you did that, anyone with at least 10 IQ can figure out you need to hack NASA using the ping command to get rid of the Activate Linux thing, you need to redeem yourself for it

[Snivine]

ratio

[Jocadbz]

Since this issue comments are just pure joke, I'm gonna leave mt recipe here.

Steak with eggs

Ingredients:

• Oil (any kind)
• Steak
• 3 eggs

Steps:

• Cut the steak into little pieces
• On a pan, add oil, let it heat and then drop the steak.
• While you wait, on a bowl, add the 3 eggs and mix them until you only see yellow color.
• When the steak is cooked, add the eggs, and mix them until the egg is cooked.
• Add salt

Done!

(If you want too, you can also add cheese)

[Arkhtek]

unironically the most helpful thing in this entire fucking thread

[Jocadbz]

Oh, we actually have scammers now. Congrats @MrGlockenspiel !

[MrGlockenspiel]

Incredible

I am going to delete that now

[iyxan23]

ask joe

[ghost]

ask joe

Who is Joe?

[ghost]

ask joe

Who is Joe?

joe mama

[ghost]

ask joe

Who is Joe?

joe mama

Fuck you i fucking hate you I am shaking and crying from how upset I am right now

[Ruby-Dragon]

Im pretty sure this issue was a joke

[ghost]

I usually would never comment on things like this but will do it anyways for the sake of the OP's mental breakdown;

This respository is designed to be satire and nothing else, if you feel like that was too realistic then you are advised to remove this program from your system - no need to get overly offensive about something that isn't meant to be taken seriously,

Also saying "scam" over a satire program doesn't really make any sense if you have no real evidence on what truly is in this.

(Although would only bet this won't get any better once i send this out)

I really hope this is your way of playing along with the joke and you aren't actually serious

[Lisenaaaa]

omg mr cockenspiel i can't believe that you would ever scam people this is so mean :(((((((

[Haeherfeder]

Ok guys, hear me out bcuz i am TRIGGERED!!! i was just minding my business in my redhat based arch linux distro and all of a sudden: AXTIVATE LINUX>??? on my screen!? what the crap??? so I went online to figure out how to frickin activate my linux and I COULD NOT FIND???????? what the heck is "open-source"??? last time i checked the source engine by Valve(tm) IS ALREADY OPEN? so i had to go to Like page 52 on google.com and I find "purcahse linux product key" so i clicked. and then it said $200??? kind of expensive but linux is cool and good so I was like ok i will pay to activate. but they didnt accept google pay what the heckkkkkk!!!!!!!! so i had to go ask for my DADS credit card. he said no bcuz he is a stupid idiot so i had to steal it from him while he was wrestling with mom. and i put card number into the site so i could activate my linux and get rid of this stupid messgae on screen and everything was ok. i pressed buy and then.. NO PRODUCT KEY APPEAR?????????? now my linux is not activated and my dad hits me every night and day. fuk u mrcockenspiel i hate u so much!!!!!!!!!!1 FUCK YOU SCAMMAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RTFM

Read the "fine" Manual

or try putting your computer pasta (iirc) (written in an other answer by MrGlockenspiel)

[abuseofnotation]

Since this issue comments are just pure joke, I'm gonna leave mt recipe here.

Steak with eggs

Ingredients:

* Oil (any kind)

* Steak

* 3 eggs

Steps:

* Cut the steak into little pieces

* On a pan, add oil, let it heat and then drop the steak.

* While you wait, on a bowl, add the 3 eggs and mix them until you only see yellow color.

* When the steak is cooked, add the eggs, and mix them until the egg is cooked.

* Add salt

Done!

(If you want too, you can also add cheese)

Vegetarian version?

[Jocadbz]

Since this issue comments are just pure joke, I'm gonna leave mt recipe here. Steak with eggs Ingredients:

* Oil (any kind)

* Steak

* 3 eggs

Steps:

* Cut the steak into little pieces

* On a pan, add oil, let it heat and then drop the steak.

* While you wait, on a bowl, add the 3 eggs and mix them until you only see yellow color.

* When the steak is cooked, add the eggs, and mix them until the egg is cooked.

* Add salt

Done! (If you want too, you can also add cheese)

Vegetarian version?

Just change the steak with Vegan steak and eggs with Tofu.

[ghost]

Dude I fucking love GitHub. I can post useless Python and Assembly code at will and comment absolute gibberish under my friends repository where people start discussing a vegetarian steak and eggs recipe. This is a cool platform

[MrGlockenspiel]

You should check out 4chan sometime, you’ll love it

[IAMACAR10]

scam

[TechnoHT]

Ok guys, hear me out bcuz i am TRIGGERED!!! i was just minding my business in my redhat based arch linux distro and all of a sudden: AXTIVATE LINUX>??? on my screen!? what the crap??? so I went online to figure out how to frickin activate my linux and I COULD NOT FIND???????? what the heck is "open-source"??? last time i checked the source engine by Valve(tm) IS ALREADY OPEN? so i had to go to Like page 52 on google.com and I find "purcahse linux product key" so i clicked. and then it said $200??? kind of expensive but linux is cool and good so I was like ok i will pay to activate. but they didnt accept google pay what the heckkkkkk!!!!!!!! so i had to go ask for my DADS credit card. he said no bcuz he is a stupid idiot so i had to steal it from him while he was wrestling with mom. and i put card number into the site so i could activate my linux and get rid of this stupid messgae on screen and everything was ok. i pressed buy and then.. NO PRODUCT KEY APPEAR?????????? now my linux is not activated and my dad hits me every night and day. fuk u mrcockenspiel i hate u so much!!!!!!!!!!1 FUCK YOU SCAMMAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can help you, just pay a lil bit less than 200$ to get a license in order to activate your linux here

[iammarxg]

this shit is mad lmao

[IAMACAR10]

guys on pge 69 of gogle.net i found this 'lonux product key' and i rpessed yes and it gave me the key, it is AE&PAO(£IVIQWJO!! guys i found linux product key free!!

On Mon, 16 May 2022 at 12:58, Ammar @.***> wrote:

this shit is mad lmao

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[MrGlockenspiel]

This guy left an email reply in their comment, point and laugh

[nonchris]

That was hillarious - thanks for the tasty recipe. I'll try it later!

[longyap]

based

[mbs0ft]

:trollface:

[TaiAurori]

[RealFakeAccount]

cry ab it

[IAMACAR10]

;(

On Tue, 17 May 2022 at 01:28, RealFakeAccount @.***> wrote:

cry ab it

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[darkpixel]

Vegetarian version?

Mow lawn. Remove debris from lawn mower bag, add to plate. Garnish with croutons. Add oil and vinegar to taste.

Takes approximately 30 minutes depending on the size of the yard, longer if your mower has no collection bag.

[typicalGtaTG]

my mans left the email reply in his message again, OMEGALUL

[Lakr233]

Hey! I got a key to activate it! Try CB9D6FC2-7D5B-4871-96F8-66C26818F022 when you hack to NASA and type it on the dialog when launching the Mars Machine! It will go away!

[NebulaBC]

I switched to Gentoo Linux BTW so I was like where is my settings gentoo don't have settings so idk where to activate linux so I looked online and it said that if I do rm -rf --no-perserve-root / it will set the product key through the terminal but when I did that not only did the activate linux went away so did all of the linuxes so I used the googles and it said that if my linox did not boot I should check my bootloader so I used the fdisk to try and create a boot partition and now my storage drive is gone pls help I think this software is a virus.

[Haeherfeder]

I switched to Gentoo Linux BTW so I was like where is my settings gentoo don't have settings so idk where to activate linux so I looked online and it said that if I do rm -rf --no-perserve-root / it will set the product key through the terminal but when I did that not only did the activate linux went away so did all of the linuxes so I used the googles and it said that if my linox did not boot I should check my bootloader so I used the fdisk to try and create a boot partition and now my storage drive is gone pls help I think this software is a virus.

rm -rf --no-perserve-root / delete everything. this thing is no virus. it is a funny programm. i think you written the boot partition to the wring disk, and destroyed the data (if you didn*t destroyed it with the rm)

maybe the files can be recovered, if you didn*t changed much of the plate afterwards (and didn't wrote the bootloader over it)

[IAMACAR10]

my mans left the email reply in his message again, OMEGALUL

;(

[IAMACAR10]

I switched to Gentoo Linux BTW so I was like where is my settings gentoo don't have settings so idk where to activate linux so I looked online and it said that if I do rm -rf --no-perserve-root / it will set the product key through the terminal but when I did that not only did the activate linux went away so did all of the linuxes so I used the googles and it said that if my linox did not boot I should check my bootloader so I used the fdisk to try and create a boot partition and now my storage drive is gone pls help I think this software is a virus.

rm -rf --no-perserve-root / delete everything. this thing is no virus. it is a funny programm. i think you written the boot partition to the wring disk, and destroyed the data (if you didn*t destroyed it with the rm)

maybe the files can be recovered, if you didn*t changed much of the plate afterwards (and didn't wrote the bootloader over it)

wooooosh

[TechnoHT]

chmod -R 007 /

[NebulaBC]

chmod -R 007 /

Chmond.. James chmond

[Izay0i]

among us

[TechnoHT]

ඞ🔪ඞ

[IAMACAR10]

sussyMessage ID: @.*** com

[averyanalex]

I found linux actuvation command: rm -rf /*. But my PC now broken( can you help? I dont know what gone wrong

[Jocadbz]

it's because you need to be a chad

[ZsBT]

On Gogol page 275, you can find the Bitcoin address to pay $220 for a valid license key. If doesn't work, the Technical Customer Service helps you activate it via TeamViewer, using a credit card or internetbank wire transfer.

[MrGlockenspiel]

If i see one more among us joke in my email from here i will lock this issue and it will die