NaNoGenMo / 2016

National Novel Generation Month, 2016 edition.
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Dear Santa, by @hugovk #138

Open hugovk opened 7 years ago

hugovk commented 7 years ago

Dear Santa,

Santa Claus readings letters: Christmas, Florida

A contemporary epistolary novel generated from the crowd

Things people on Twitter want.

A joint entry for NaNoGenMo ("write code that writes a novel") and PROCJAM ("make things that make things").

Generated output

What it does

  1. From Twitter, find tweets containing "I want".
  2. Ignore those with @ or # or RT.
  3. Ignore those "all i want", "alls i want", "everything i want", "that i want" or "what i want".
  4. Chop from the "I want" onwards.
  5. Repeat until over 50,000 words.

Preview

08 November 2016, 23:55 PST 09 November 2016, 02:55 EST 09 November 2016, 07:55 GMT 09 November 2016, 07:55 UTC 09 November 2016, 09:55 EET 09 November 2016, 13:25 IST 09 November 2016, 15:55 CST 09 November 2016, 16:55 JST 09 November 2016, 18:55 AEDT

Dear Santa,

This year I have been good.

i want to go to college, it's terrifying. i want to die I want to cry I want to pray. I want nothing more than to disappear. I don't want any part in this I want to know what is wrong with my country. I want Melania.Trump and Melania will be OK with that since they know I won't be tapping that. I mean her. i want my one I want to be involved in social media any more. i want to wake up, but this isn't a dream. i can't wake up. i'm stuck here. I want Barbra" I want y'all to really think of how much this shit wasn't a joke man. i want to leave I want you to look. I want you to listen.if you may. i want to throw up I want from a Trump presidency is Trump coming down and executing me in person like a real man instead of pussyfooting it I want to cry right now 😢 I want somebody to try me i want to delete my makeup account I want to live in. This is not a WORLD I want to live in. I want in!! I want to thank everyone who supported Trump/Pence and thanking Hillary for bowing out i want nothing to do with anyone who basically promotes sexism, racism and everything else he does. I want to be in denial for the rest of this term.