Bobey Dig

[aparrish]

Moby Dick automatically rewritten to have a head cold.

Excerpt:

Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale;
Toweded thee I roll, thou all-desdroidge bud aghogering whale;

to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee;
doed the lazd I grabel with thee; vrob helds heard I stabbe ed thee;

for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.  Sink all coffins
for haides chaig I spid bied lasd breathe ed thee.  Chig all coveds

and all hearses to one common pool! and since neither can be mine,
ad all herges doed whid kahbed boole! ad chied teither gad be byed,

let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied
led be thed doed doed pieges, while stilled chaige thee, though died

to thee, thou damned whale!  Thus, I give up the spear!"
doed thee, thou dabed whale!  Thus, I gived ub the sbeered!"

Full text, full text interleaved with lines from the original.

Automated phonetic rewriting provided by Pincelate. The model sometimes doesn't do great on longer words and puts d at the end of words that don't technically need them. So it's a bit of an idiosyncratic head cold. Still, I'm pretty happy with how this turned out.

[hugovk]

by Herbes Belville

CHABTER 1

Lubiz

Gall beigh Ishbell.

:)

[janelleshane]

HAHAHAHA