NaNoGenMo / 2021

National Novel Generation Month, 2021 edition.
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Endless Ads: a solution for every problem, and a problem for every solution #47

Open verachell opened 2 years ago

verachell commented 2 years ago

In this project, I will be creating 50,000 words of advertisements. In these ads, the solution offered in the first ad becomes the problem in the second ad, which then gives a new solution, and so on (and on and on).

I'm working my way from easier to more difficult "novels" in this year's NaNoGenMo; this is my second project this month. I will be doing it in YeetWords, and I'm creating ad-style sentences myself and letting the program fill in the words. I was inspired in this case by being in the waiting room while my car was being fixed. I sat where I couldn't see the TV so as not to be distracted, but I could still hear it, including all the ads. Then I decided that ads could be the basis of a NaNoGenMo project.

verachell commented 2 years ago

I have finished this project, the code is here: https://github.com/verachell/Endless-Ads-NanoGenMo-2021 Example output:

Here is a preview from the start of each:

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lizadaly commented 2 years ago

This rules.