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PatrickJS / everyone-ssn-usa

releasing everyone's SSN and the hacks used to acquire them
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Open jackmclary opened 2 months ago

jackmclary commented 2 months ago

I noticed that due to an unexpected “feature” in your code, my Social Security number—and consequently, my entire identity—has been stolen. Given the inconvenience, I think a small compensation of $1 million should cover the cost of my new identity and perhaps a coffee or two.

Consider this my ticket for damages. Looking forward to your PR!

PatrickJS commented 2 months ago

Thank you for bringing this delightful “enhancement” to our attention. While we strive to deliver innovative features, inadvertently sharing your identity wasn’t exactly on the product roadmap—unless you count it as the first step toward a decentralized, open-source identity-sharing economy.

Regarding the $1 million in damages, we’ll need to create a few Jira tickets, form a cross-functional compensation committee, and undergo several layers of approval. In the meantime, as a token of our appreciation, please accept this exclusive NFT of your leaked SSN (it’s blockchain-secured, of course).

Your request is noted, and a PR is incoming… probably along with some identity protection tips.

Stay safe out there!

smartsastram commented 2 months ago

open-source identity is the future