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Qyl does not support trans plane teleportation #3

Open stjet opened 3 years ago

dimapolkjui commented 3 years ago

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dimapolkjui commented 3 years ago

I've been working on this for about a week, I wrote up a bit of code in my custom language to add support for transdimensional translation, but not quite teleportation. While this may visually represent Brainfuck, it is actually a custom language based on the dialect of our lord and savior Richard "Satan" Stallman, modified to be easier for my simple mortal brain to understand.

It doesn't do much yet, right now this modifies and properly calibrates the quantum properties of your being. It is incomplete currently.

<<<<<<<->>>> >>[<<<<+>>>>-]<<<<[>>>>>+<<<<<-]>>>>>----------[<<<<
<<<<+<[>>>><-]>>>>[<<<<+>>>>>>]>[>-<-]>++++++++++[>+++++++++
++<-]<<<<<<>+<<<<-]>>>>💖[<<<<+>>>>>💖💖💖💖💖💖>+<<-]>>>>[<<->>-]<<++++++++++
[>+<-]>>>>>>+>+<<<<      <<<<<      <<<<-]>>> >>     >>>>>>>[-[>>>
>+<<<<-]>+<<<<-]>> ]>> [<< <        +>>>-]+<<<[>
>>-<<<-]>[-><<<<[ < <           <
<]<<<<<<<<<<<, -]]>]>[-++++    +++     ++[>+++++++
++++>+++++++++❤+❤❤❤+<<-]>[-[>>>      +<<<-      ]>>>[ <    <<>>>>>>>+>+<
<<<<-]>>>>[-[> >    >>+<<<<-]>[>      >>>+< <    <<-]> >    >]>      >>[<<<+>>>-
]<<<[😃>>+>+<<< ]>[->[<<<<+>      >>>-] <    [<<< <    +>>       >>-]<<<<]<<
<<<<<<[>>>+<< <     -]>>>[<<<+>>      >>>>> +    >+<< <<<-]>[>>>>+<
<<<-]>[>>>><<<-]>>]>>>[❤-❤❤❤❤]<[>+< -    ]<[ -           [<<<<+>>>>-]<<<
<<<<<<<<++++ +    +++++  [   >+++ +    ++++++[<[>>+<<-]>>[<<+
>>>>>++++++++ +    ++<<<     -] <    [>+<- ]    >[<+ > 😃😃   >>>+<<<-]>>>[<<<+>>>-]
<<<[>>>+>>>>  >    +<<<<     <<      <<-]> >    >>>>       >>>[>>+<<-]>>[<<+<+>>
>-]<<<------ -----[     >>      >+<<< -    ]>>>       [<<<+> > >>>>>+>+<<<<
<-]>>>>[-[>> >    >+<<<<    -] >     [>>>> +    <<<<-       ]>>> ]  >>>[<<<+>>>-
]<<<[>>+>+<< <    -]>>>     >>           > >    [<<<\>>>-]<<<[>>>
>>>>><<+>>>-]<<<[><<<<<<[->[<<<<+>>>>-]<[<<<<+>>>>-]<<<<]>[<<<<<< 
>>+<<<-]>>>[<<<+>>>>>>>+>+<<<<<-]>>>>[-[> 🎁  ✔>>>+<<<<-]>[>>>>+<<<<-]>>>]>>>[<<<
+>>>-]<<<[>>+>+<<<-]>>>>>>>[<<<+>>>-]<<<[     >>>+<<<<<+>>-]>>>>>>>[<<<+>>>-]<<<
[>>>+<<<<<<<<<+>>>>>>-]<<<<<<<[->[< <  <     <+>>>>-]<[<<<<+>>>>-]<<<<🎁✔⬇👩‍🦰🎂✨🐱‍👓✔😃😃😒💖😜❤❤

This runs on my machine, if it doesn't on yours, I can help you install my OS. It does have some requirements though - A CPU no faster than 0.27 GHZ and with at least 30 cores is required. As per the installation process it is also required to sacrifice a human in the name of Gaben. After this, try running minecraft using mono instead of the jvm, and this program should run.

I can torrent you the human and the files later, if you want to install it.

stjet commented 3 years ago

Oh, thanks! But sadly my only computer with trans dimension plane transportation supporting hardware cannot support emojis

dimapolkjui commented 3 years ago

Understandable, the UTF-2048 standard is not yet widely adopted

stjet commented 3 years ago

If you can translate the code into Egyptian Hieroglyph (in binary format, of course), which the device supports, that would be great.

dimapolkjui commented 3 years ago

This would be optimal, but we need to maintain backwards compatibility with Windows NT 2.7 Big Sur, so this isn't an option. Maybe we can try ASCII?

stjet commented 3 years ago

Dunno, I don't think it supports ASCII either, sorry

dimapolkjui commented 3 years ago

How about code page 1258? It's supported by Windows NT 2.7 Big Sur, and should be supported by your hardware?

stjet commented 3 years ago

Uh... I think my device supports it, but it got called for jury duty so not sure... will get back to you later