RIP Anything.js

[gytdau]

Goodbye, sweet love. You lived a short but eventful life. Amen.

[thehowl]

Sounds like a great time to post on Hacker News!

[thehowl]

(and then make it a startup)

[vccortez]

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. Guys, pls, don't let this die, it's my main source of commits. :sob: pls lemme smash my keyboard.

[jslegers]

Can anyone explain what's the idea behind this project?!

[gytdau]

Did you read README.md?

On Monday, 14 December 2015, John Slegers notifications@github.com wrote:

Can anyone explain what's the idea behind this project?!

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[jslegers]

@gytdau :

I did... and it didn't make any sense to me ;-)

[gytdau]

The idea is that we accept any pull request into the repository, as long as it follows the short list of rules.

On Monday, 14 December 2015, John Slegers notifications@github.com wrote:

@gytdau https://github.com/gytdau :

I did... and it didn't make any sense to me ;-)

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[jslegers]

@gytdau :

I got that. I just don't see the point of collaborating on such a virtual Frankenstein. Should I see this a social experiment?

[gytdau]

Kind of. It's more of a "do it just because you can" thing.

On Monday, 14 December 2015, John Slegers notifications@github.com wrote:

@gytdau https://github.com/gytdau :

I got that. I just don't see the point of collaborating on such a virtual Frankenstein. Should I see this a social experiment?

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[jslegers]

Hmmm... Maybe I'm just getting too old for this stuff :-p

[Rabrennie]

RIP In Pepperoni

[gytdau]

Rest in peace in pepperoni with pepper.

RIPIPWP.

On Monday, 14 December 2015, Rab Rennie notifications@github.com wrote:

RIP In Pepperoni

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[seiyria]

No just pepperoni is fine, you savages.

[gytdau]

No pepporoni left, sir. @Rabrennie ate all of it again. Would you settle for three sliced rats instead?

[seiyria]

Man, I guess I have to. I won't like it, though!

[Rabrennie]

I thought my inbox had been freed from the github spam. I guess not :(

[gytdau]

You will never be free. Anything.js will follow you until the end of the earth. Ding. That's an alert for a new pull request. And you thought the repo was dead. Ding. It doesn't stop. You will be bound eternally to Anything.js. Ding. It's t̶re̴n͠di̡n҉g ͠on ̧Ŗe̢ddi͢t a͟gain. DING. Yo̶ur̛ ̡inbox̴ nev̸eŗ be͝ r̛ȩleas͝e͟d f̴rom̶ Luci̸fe̶r's͘ g̡rasp.͡ DING Untìl the ͠end̨ of ti̛m̧e̛,͠ yo͜u ͟śha̕l̶l sùf͝fe̕r ͢the be͘ļl͢s.̀ T͏h͏e rin͝gi͘ng͝ ̸wi͞l͞l͘ not s̶t͞op͠ f͡o͞r ̷àn̛y ͡mo͝rt͏a͠l. DING YO͘U̡ WI͘LL ̛ŚUF̕FER ̨FOR̀ ̨W̢H҉AT҉ ͘Y͠O͞U HAVE̵ U͟ǸL͡EA̶SH͠ED͢.̵ DING TH̵E ̸ĆH̸͘I͏M̧̀É͡S͏ ̢̧̀F̀OL͜L̵̨̛OW̸ ̵̷Y̛̛O͝Ų̕͢.̵DINGTH̸̢Ę̴ ́͘͡N̸̢Ǫ̸TÌ҉F҉̵I̴̢C͜À͠T̷͏҉Í̛O̶͟N̸̛S̶͡ ̛͏̷NȨ̀V͜E̸̛͝R҉͜͢ ͘Ę̕͟N̕D̵͡ DING DING DING DINGD̵̴͢O҉M͝I͠N̶̕IU̧Ś̢͞ ̧҉DI̸̧A̢̨̧B͞Ò̷́L̷̀͟U̷̕S͠ G͟I̷̕͢T̡H̡͞UB̶̀U̷S͡.̢̛͞

ding

[TheBITLINK]

RIP in RIP

[vccortez]

Hey guys, I'm back. What did I miss?

[Rabrennie]

@vekat pretty much

[TheBITLINK]

As i said before...

Gentlemen, it was nice to code with you...

[gytdau]

Welcome back to Anything Report, folks.

As you can see on , the contribution graphs are forming a nice, pleasing bell shape, as most contributors are slowing down. When you scroll down, you can see many of the contributors that submitted a joke because they saw it on Reddit, and afterwards, got bored of it almost immediately. The graphs of those contributors are forming thin lines instead. The lowest ranking medal goes to #93rd place - @sxqwaade - with his, oddly enough, 165 lines of contributions.

Now, onto the - you can see that every graph has already approached zero. Viewcounts and clones have fallen to a negligible amount. This spells out bad news for the Anything.js repository, as less contributions = less views = less contributions, on and on in a vicious cycle.

That's all the reporting for today, folks.

Stay tuned for Anything.js's official funeral and cremation!

Over and out.

[vccortez]

I would still be submitting a joke a day if I wasn't having internet issues. :sob:

[Rabrennie]

@vekat don't worry about it :+1:

[gytdau]

Did someone called Tyler just write a message here and almost immediately delete it? He said:

I added Open Source Contributor to my linked in profile thanks to Anything.js. If it goes under, I'll have nothing to back up this claim. Come on people! Let's get to work!

COME BACK TYLER WE LOVE YOU

[seiyria]

He definitely did. I was going to say to Do Anything (tm)!

[gytdau]

I'm starting an investigation to find Tyler. He said he's a contributor, so it should be easy.

[gytdau]

Nope, after checking every contributor profile, there's no Tyler.

God damn, Typer. You slipped out of my hands this time. But one day I will catch you Tyker... one day...

[MrOnosa]

Tyler here. It was a lie, people. I did contribute to anything.js when it was new, but I didn't put it on my linked in.

shame . . shame . . . . . shame . . shame . . . . . shame shame . . . . . . . . . . shame . . . . . . . . . . shame shame

[seiyria]

we have you now, tyler

one of us

[gytdau]

Tyler... oh Tyler.

My sweet summer child. You silly boy.

You fell straight into our trap.

Now you will be banished to contribute to the project forever.

[MrOnosa]

Ha! So, I wrote the original version of https://github.com/Rabrennie/anything.js/blob/master/src/async_doThingTomorrow.js which was converted by @gytdau. Thanks for the credit. Jerk. (I'm kidding, you're my new bff)

[gytdau]

Question. Is your last name Onosa?

[MrOnosa]

Nope. Back in the day, I played Final Fantasy 11. My online handle was randomly generated as Onosa. So, I used Onosa as my online handle wherever I went. Eventually, Onosa was taken somewhere, so I used MrOnosa instead. I liked it better than Onosa1 or whatever. But, it is confusing.

[jslegers]

[gytdau]

okay then

[thehowl]

k

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[SCKelemen]

;.(

[Rabrennie]

Pls contribute

[gytdau]

Please. Or else Rab's mother will consider him a failure. You don't want that. Do you?

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[seiyria]

you don't know what I want

[vccortez]

Sup guys?

[TheBITLINK]

OOOOOOO Did this project just came back from the depths of hell?

[seiyria]

no

[TheBITLINK]

[vccortez]

Welcome back to life!

[Rabrennie]

Think we need a CSS theme to go along with anything.js

[TheBITLINK]

anything.css confirmed?

[Rabrennie]

@TheBITLINK https://github.com/Rabrennie/anything.css/blob/master/README.md

[TheBITLINK]

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