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The home of the first 100% pure by design vaporware coin, Vaporware Coin!
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Client won't compile #1

Open GTRsdk opened 10 years ago

GTRsdk commented 10 years ago

Huh... maybe if you upload some code :P

RenegadeMinds commented 10 years ago

Which compiler are you using? Everything looks good on our end. ;)

GTRsdk commented 10 years ago

I've tried Microsoft Visual Studio 2002, GCC 3.8, LLVM 4, and GCC 5.0 NSA-enhanced edition. Interestingly, I get an executable when I compile using GCC 5.0 NSA-enhanced... But it's not the client :o

RenegadeMinds commented 10 years ago

We've not tried the GCC 5.0 NSA-enhanced edition compiler as it caused our tinfoil hats to shock us when we hovered our mouse over the download link. Interestingly, we've heard elsewhere that the GCC 5.0 NSA-enhanced edition always results in an executable that is completely cross platform.

At the moment, we're considering porting the entire code base to Fortran-77, but some on our team are arguing for Fortran 2008. One bastard functional purist on the team is arguing for either Haskel or Erlang, but he's been taken care of by the Pascal enthusiasts on the team.

But the debate seems to currently be revolving around the functionalists, the objectivist, the proceeduralists, and the confusionists that seem to think that JavaScript and PHP are actually object oriented. The debate rages on!

We'll update as things progress... for the moment... we have some blood to mop up off the floor... Please don't call the police... there's nothing horrible happening... The Erlang freak just moved to Bolivia without notice!

GTRsdk commented 10 years ago

I think we should just write in HTML, because the NSA-enhanced version of GCC 5.1 supports compiling it.

I can load any HTML code into it and it creates a fully functioning application. Like if I do: [html] [head] [title]Magic Pony Game[/title] [/head] [body] [!-- Magic Pony Game featuring RainbowDash from MLP which is played Mario style on SuperTux levels --] [/body]

[/html]

(the [ and ] replaced with the corresponding greater and less than signs) The above gets me a fully functional game when compiled. I think the NSA really did a good job with it, but for some reason no matter what I build (whether it's that game, a VaporwareCoin test, or even a random website transformed to a program), the webcam turns on and the Internet slows down.

I had pressed F1 for help, and they looked at my code and told me nothing was wrong -- my camera was just defective. And apparently so is the camera in every other device that I've tried. Not to worry though, the NSA said they will be making their own cameras and giving them to people because China couldn't be trusted for such a task of creating cameras.