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3 years ago EXPERIENCE
2017 Became 45th president of the United States
2016 Won election race with 77 votes more than Clinton, yippe-kee-yay!
2015 Became the most important Republican nominating for presidential election run
2009 Changed my mind and became Republican again
2005 Started Trump University with Michael Sexton and Jonathan Spitalny: no grades, certificates and other bureaucracy, but program offered courses in real estate, asset management entrepreneurship, and wealth creation. 98% students gave positive reviews while studying, however some of these ungrateful gringos filed lawsuits against Trump University after the course. I had to pay $25 million to settle that...
2002 Acquired the former Hotel Delmonico, which was renovated and reopened in 2004 as the Trump Park Avenue. I sure do like my surname!
2001 Completed Trump World Tower and joined the Democratic Party
1999 Started buying golf courses. They are very cheap, I have 18 of them now in USA and abroad! Also switched to the Reform Party that year
1997 Began a multi-building development along the Hudson River, which was named Trump Place. Me and the other investors sold our shares for $1.8 billion and that was then the biggest residential sale in the history of New York City
1996 Acquired the Bank of Manhattan Trust Building, which was a vacant seventy-one story skyscraper on Wall Street. After an extensive renovation, the high-rise was renamed the Trump Building
1994 Refurbished the Gulf and Western Building on Columbus Circle, turned it into a 44-story luxury property known as Trump International Hotel and Tower
1989 ― 1992 Ran a second hand airline called Trump Shuttle. What a waste of money, I had to sell it, now it is American Airlines Shuttle, btw
1989, 1990 Learned about Tour de France and decided to hold my very own Tour de Trump. Is America not great enough for that cycling competition?
1988 Acquired the Plaza Hotel in Manhattan for $407 million, invested $50 million to restore the building and boosted it from three-star to four-star hotel (I called it "the Mona Lisa" and sold it for a lot of cash in 1995)
1987 Registered as a Republican
1985 I bought the Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach and turned it into a private club.You can join if you pay $200K initiation fee (and there is another annual fee for members, it is very expensive to be rich). That year I also opened a casino called Trump Castle. My wife Ivana became a manager, because she is another Trump!
1983 I purchased New Jersey Generals, an American football team. I changed team's play schedule and filed an antitrust lawsuit against United States Football League, so NJG are not doing so good now, but back then they were great!
1980 Started developing the Trump Tower skyscraper in Manhattan, I payed a crew of undocumented Polish workers to demolish the historic Bonwit Teller store, including art deco features. All this to make architectural critic Paul Goldberger say in 1983 that the tower's atrium is "the most pleasant interior public space to be completed in New York in some years". At the same time I also started a repair job on the Wollman Rink in Central Park and completed the work in three months for $1.95 million, which was $775,000 less than the initial budget!
1978 Purchased a 50 percent stake in the derelict Commodore Hotel and turned it into the Grand Hyatt Hotel in 2 years of remodeling
1971 Was promoted to president of the company and renamed it The Trump Organization
1968 Began my career at my father's real estate development company, Elizabeth Trump & Son
PERSONAL LIFE
2006 Melania gained United States citizenship and gave birth to our son, Barron
2005 Married her
1998 Met my future third wife, Melania Knauss
1999 Divorced Marla ¯(ツ)/¯
1993 Married Marla and had a daughter, we named her Tiffany, because I like Tiffany & Company jewellery as well
1992 Started affair with Marla Maples, so I had to divorce. God knows I love nice women, I love them all!
1984 Birth of Eric Trump
1982 Birth of Ivanka Trump
1977 My first son is born. I called him Donald, of course!
1977 Married Czech model Ivana Zelníčková
MEDIA CAREER
2019 Was awarded Worst Actor and Worst Screen Combo at Golden Raspberry Awards for parts in "Death of a Nation" and "Fahrenheit 11/9"
2015 Published a book "Crippled America: How to Make America Great Again"
2011 Published a book "Time to Get Tough: Making America #1 Again" in coauthorship with Wynton Hall, Peter Schweizer and Meredith McIver
2011 Published a book "Midas Touch: Why Some Entrepreneurs Get Rich – And Why Most Don't" in coauthorship with Robert Kiyosaki
2011 Published a book "Trump Tower" in coauthorship with Jeffrey Robinson
2009 Published a book "Think Like a Champion: An Informal Education in Business and Life" in coauthorship with Meredith McIver
2008 Published a book "Never Give Up: How I Turned My Biggest Challenges into Success" in coauthorship with Meredith McIver
2007 Published a book "Think Big and Kick Ass" in coauthorship with Bill Zanker
2007 Received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame for being producer of Miss Universe pageant
2006 Published a book "Why We Want You to Be Rich" in coauthorship with Meredith McIver and Robert Kiyosaki
2006 Published a book "How to Build a Fortune: Your Plan for Success From the World's Most Famous Businessman"
2006 Published a book "The Best Real Estate Advice I Ever Received: 100 Top Experts Share Their Strategies"
2006 Published a book "Trump 101: The Way to Success" in coauthorship with Meredith McIver
2005 Published a book "The Best Golf Advice I Ever Received"
2005 Performed a song with Megan Mullally at the 57th Primetime Emmy Awards
2004 ― 2008 Ran short-form talk radio program "Trumped!" (one to two minutes on weekdays)
2004 Published a book "Trump: How to Get Rich" in coauthorship with Meredith McIver
2004 Published a book "The Way to the Top: The Best Business Advice I Ever Received"
2004 Published a book "Think Like a Billionaire: Everything You Need to Know About Success, Real Estate, and Life" in coauthorship with Meredith McIver
2003 ― 2015 Produced NBC reality shows "The Apprentice" and "The Celebrity Apprentice"
2000 Published a book "Trump: The America We Deserve" in coauthorship with Dave Shiflett
1997 Published a book "Trump: The Art of the Comeback" in coauthorship with Kate Bohner
1991 Was awarded Worst Supporting Actor at Golden Raspberry Awards for a part in "Ghosts Can't Do It"
1990 Published a book "Trump: Surviving at the Top" in coauthorship with Charles Leerhsen
1987 Published a book "Trump: The Art of the Deal" in coauthorship with Tony Shwartz
EDUCATION
2011 Asked friends who are prominent and wealthy alumni of the New York Military Academy to secure my academic records so they could not be seen by anyone, never!
1966 Transferred to the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania and graduated in May 1968 with a B.S. in economics
1964 Started studying in Fordham University
1959 Enrolled in the New York Military Academy, a private boarding school, after my parents discovered I made frequent trips into Manhattan without their permission
TMFV
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