WHY?
job seekers requires that i have a job so i can get benefits, also dont want to be banned
Name:morgan
sex:helicopter
ethnicity: the correct one
age: 12 and a half
QUALIFICATIONS
can play sims without cheats (just prefer not to)
high-fashion dog grooming
fine art and fashion degree, very useful for all you badly dressed gamer plebs
very civil
doesnt smell
not afraid of having a sword next to my name
grat speller verry good fer comunicating
not a troll, as im already a hagraven
can count 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 5 4 3 2 1 easy!
excellent cheekbones
not a placebo
SPECIAL SKILLS
defeating fundies with my superior intellect
pretty sure im psychic
good raper
good at stealing office supplies
eurovision trivia
can lay eggs
50% resistance to fire
tax fraud
being professional
one time contestant on "the chase"
ex lover of nicholas cage
can create grade A masks for dogging
top british jihadi
HOBBIES
getting pregnant so i dont have to work
Scientology
reading my horoscope
slumber parties
excessive use of Kappa
light bdsm
giving out salt
killing all me
PTSD
tumblr enthusiast
i wanna be mod,
WHY? job seekers requires that i have a job so i can get benefits, also dont want to be banned
Name:morgan sex:helicopter ethnicity: the correct one age: 12 and a half
QUALIFICATIONS can play sims without cheats (just prefer not to) high-fashion dog grooming fine art and fashion degree, very useful for all you badly dressed gamer plebs very civil doesnt smell not afraid of having a sword next to my name grat speller verry good fer comunicating not a troll, as im already a hagraven can count 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 5 4 3 2 1 easy! excellent cheekbones not a placebo
SPECIAL SKILLS defeating fundies with my superior intellect pretty sure im psychic good raper good at stealing office supplies eurovision trivia can lay eggs 50% resistance to fire tax fraud being professional one time contestant on "the chase" ex lover of nicholas cage can create grade A masks for dogging top british jihadi
HOBBIES getting pregnant so i dont have to work Scientology reading my horoscope slumber parties excessive use of Kappa light bdsm giving out salt killing all me PTSD tumblr enthusiast