US - Narrator

[CallumDennisIE]

ACTION - "Player shoots the instructor droid":

• "Ow! That wasn't very nice. I'm not a target droid, you know."
• "Careful where you're aiming that thing! I don't have a built-in shield, you know."
• "Hey! Watch where you're shooting, you clumsy lump of meat!"
• "I hope that was an accident. Otherwise, I may have to report you to the Rebel Alliance for droid abuse."
• "Well, I'm not feeling too good about our chances now. Maybe we should stick to diplomacy instead of blasters."

[CallumDennisIE]

ACTION - "Player wins":

• "You've saved the galaxy and all its inhabitants from certain doom. Now you can finally go take a shower and wash off all that blaster smoke and Wookiee fur."
• "I'm pretty sure the Ewoks are planning a parade in your honour right now. They even made you a life-sized statue made out of Bantha fodder."
• "Well, well, well. Looks like we've got a regular Han Solo on our hands. Or maybe a Princess Leia. Either way, I'm glad you're on our side."
• "You did it! You saved the galaxy and made it back in time for happy hour at the Mos Eisley Cantina. I'll buy you a round of blue milk to celebrate."
• "You've done it! The galaxy is forever in your debt. And I'm pretty sure you've earned yourself a well-deserved vacation on Tatooine or some other planet with two suns."
• "I'm not sure who's more relieved - the Rebels or me. I was starting to worry that I'd have to find a new job if you didn't win."

[CallumDennisIE]

ACTION - "Game starts":

• "Remember, the Force will be with you...but so will a bunch of Imperial troops. Good luck."
• "Rise and shine, buttercup! It's time to save the galaxy. Or at least try not to get vaporized by stormtroopers."
• "Welcome, brave adventurer! You're about to embark on a journey that's more thrilling than a podracing match on steroids."
• "Listen up, hotshot. The fate of the galaxy is in your hands, so try not to drop it or anything."
• "Well, well, well. Look who decided to show up for the party. I hope you brought your blaster and your best one-liners, because we're gonna need both."

[CallumDennisIE]

ACTION - "Hitting the targets":

• "Nice shot! But don't get cocky, kid. There are plenty more stormtroopers where that one came from."
• "Looks like you're off to a great start. But be careful, stormtroopers tend to have terrible aim. You don't want to ruin their record."
• "Great job taking out those droids. They're about as threatening as a Gonk droid in a footrace."
• "That's one less stormtrooper to worry about. Don't get too excited, though. There are still more of them than there are Ewoks on Endor."
• "Nice shot! I almost thought I was going to have to do some work around here."
• "Good job, kid. You're like a young Han Solo in training. But try not to get cocky, okay?"

[CallumDennisIE]

ACTION - "Missing the targets":

• "I think it's time to reprogram your combat protocols. Or maybe just stick to playing dejarik."
• "Well, you almost had it. Better luck next time. Or maybe get your eyes checked?"
• "You missed the target by a parsec! Just kidding, I have no idea what a parsec is."
• "Hmm, I think we might need to recalibrate your blaster. Or your aim. Or maybe both."
• "Wow, you're really good at shooting everything except the target. Maybe try closing your eyes next time?"
• "I hate to break it to you, but I don't think the Empire is intimidated by your shooting skills. Let's step it up a bit, okay?"

[CallumDennisIE]

ACTION - "Time runs out":

• "Sorry to break it to you, but the action doesn't just pause when you decide to take a nap. Try to keep up, okay?"
• "Well, I guess the Force wasn't with you this time. Better luck next round, my young Padawan."
• "Oh no, time flies when you're having fun, doesn't it? But unfortunately, the Empire doesn't give out extra credit for tardiness."
• "Oh no, time flies when you're having fun, doesn't it? But unfortunately, the Empire doesn't give out extra credit for tardiness."
• "Time's up, buttercup! But don't worry, you can always hit the reset button and pretend like it never happened."