When iOS gives you caching, don’t cache your data. Make iOS take
the cache back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn caching, what the hell am I
supposed to do with cached data? Demand to see Apples’s manager!
Make iOS rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson caching! Do
you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down!
With your cache! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible
caching system that burns your house down!
That is all.