When a player consumes Kaja'Cola they should get a 10 minute buff (id:70483) that grants 2 intellect and yell one of the following "ideas" at random:
A big convention, see? To show off all of our inventions. We call it GoblinCon. And we give away special pets! Except most people will probably sell them for profit on the auction house.
A binary number system. It uses only two numbers, 6 and 11.
A globe that shows the inside of the planet... on the outside. So you know where to dig!
A truck that delivers ice-cream. With a catapult.
Attach two vehicles to a bigger vehicle, and then have the passengers jump from one vehicle to the other!
Bagel-holes!
Chocolate-flavored vanilla!
Clowns. Except instead of making you laugh, they're for beating.
Distilling the juice out of Kaja'mite to make a delicious, carbonated beverage that will give people IDEAS! Hey, wait a minute...
Dwarves. In. Space!
Earwax. It's got to be good for SOMETHING.
Edible beds. So you can have breakfast in bed. Beds... for breakfast!
Electrical wires used to send messages over great distances... no, impractical. Giant rockets, with speakers attached...
Fake food! Created by grinding up real food and pressing it into shapes of different food. With artificial flavoring!
Feed pigs rubber, 'til they bounce. There's got to be an application for that.
Flerberts. I'm not sure what they do, but I'd better lock down the name with a trademark.
Games you can play with your face!
Giant gnomes. No, wait... tiny giants!
Gloves with built-in clappers, for hands-free clapping.
Goblins with gills!
Half man... half sharkalligator!
Handheld one-way mirrors!
Headshoes!
Houses made of dirt! When you clean them... THEY'RE GONE.
How about smiling monkey wallets?
How about this: Instant water! Just add... oh.
Invisible bunnies! We'll put them all over the place, and they'll control everything!
Invisible condiments. For an unobstructed view of your food.
It's like bungie-jumping, right? But without a cord, see? And you start at the bottom. I guess it's just sorta like regular jumping. But with guns.
Missing the yell and buff.
When a player consumes Kaja'Cola they should get a 10 minute buff (id:70483) that grants 2 intellect and yell one of the following "ideas" at random:
https://www.wowhead.com/item=49884/kajacola#comments https://www.wowhead.com/spell=70483/kajacola#sounds