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[Yaowenjie]

啊哈哈，我就是来搞笑的！ 不对，我是来讲故事滴~ 额。。。不对，我是来练英语的！(我要提炼中间的英文表达，对，我要打分！！)

PS. 好可惜呀，打开gmail的spam发现之前的那些“有意思、带故事的”邮件都不见啦，我以后一定要记录下来 [认真脸]。 直接贴邮件内容啦~

[Yaowenjie]

1. 同志，您的域名和品牌要不保啦

评注：好害怕，不知道自己在这里冒充一下CEO会不会违反国际法。麻烦抓公司名字的时候，尊重一下大小写，谢谢~ Addtionally, TanTian is 天坛？ 英文表达：4.5星 （嗯嗯，没发现啥大毛病，除了抓的公司名）

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• Subject: thoughtworks BRAND REGISTRATION

(Please forward this letter to your President or CEO. Thank you )

To whom it may concern:

We are the Department of Asian Domain & Brand Registration Service in China. We have a formal affair to confirm with you. Our Registration Department received an application from TanTIAN GROUP who applies to register " thoughtworks " as their brand name and some top-level domain names through our organization. We found the main body of domain names they apply to register is same as your company. We inform you of this matter because it involves your intellectual property.

Now we are handling this registration. Please let me know whether or not you authorized them to register these names. If you authorize them, I will formally pass through their registration; if not, please let us know within 7 workdays in order to handle this issue better. If not otherwise advised within that time limit we will proceed with the registration for that company. Looking forward to your prompt feedback information.

Best Regards

[Yaowenjie]

2. 睡觉啦，有时间再补

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• Subject: YOUR COOPERATION IS NEEDED

Dear Friend,

I am Mr Anvanith Gui and a personal Accountant Director with Foreign Trade Bank of Cambodia (FTB). it is with good spirit of heart i opened up this great opportunity to you. A deceased client of mine that shares almost the same name as yours died as a result of heart-related condition on march 2005.His heart condition was duo to the death of the members of his family in the tsunami disaster on the 26 December 2004 in Sumatra Indonesia where they all lost their lives..{More info: http://en.wikipedia.org/ wiki/2004_Indian_Ocean_earthqu ake_and_tsunami}

There is a draft account opened in my bank in 1999 by a long-time client our bank,a national of your country.he was a CEO/a textile company owner,business man,a miner at kruger mining company here in Cambodia. he was a geologist and consultant to several other mining conglomerates operating in Cambodia,China,Taiwan,Japan,In donesia,Pakistan,Vietnam all in Asia,before he passed away on 12th march 2005 leaving nobody as the next of kin of his account after his death.

The amount in this account is currently $19,340,000 (Nineteen Million Three Hundred and Forty Thousand United States Dollars) I want to present you as a beneficiary,I will use my position and influence in our bank to make them release this money to you for us to share.

Kindly get back to me for more details,

Yours sincerely Mr Anvanith Gui Board of Director Foreign Trade Bank of Cambodia Phnom Penh

[Yaowenjie]

3. 先贴上后期再补

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• Subject: Greetings.

Greetings.

Good day, my name is Ann Ben Henray, A US soldier with the 1st Armoured Division here in libya. I was in impress with your Profile Kindly get back to me ASAP for more information through I will explain further when I get a response from you.

[Yaowenjie]

4. 先贴上后期再补，这个居然直接发个图片

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• Subject: Good Morning

[hanxu317317]

兄弟你是做什么的..前端还是后端 ???看到你写的webpack可视终端看出来的....很好奇 .

[Yaowenjie]

@hanxu317317 前后端都有涉猎吧

[EthanLin-TWer]

哈哈哈哈哈让我先笑一会儿！

[Yaowenjie]

@linesh-simplicity 哈哈哈，提醒我又荒废了一个issue好久没有维护，最近比较懒。我要写博客！！

[Yaowenjie]

5. 好久没更，就贴上来吧

• Subject: HELLO DEAR GOOD FRIEND, CAN I TRUST YOU ON THIS PROJECT?

Greetings My dear,

This letter might be a surprise to you, But I believe that you will be honest to fulfill my final wish. I bring peace and love to you. It is by the grace of god, I had no choice than to do what is lawful and right in the sight of God for eternal life and in the sight of man for witness of gods mercy and glory upon my life. My dear, I sent this mail praying it will found you in a good condition of health, since I myself are in a very critical health condition in which I sleep every night without knowing if I may be alive to see the next day. I am Angelina John Van, a widow suffering from long time illness. I have some funds I inherited from my late husband, the sum of ($11,000,000.00, Eleven Million Dollars) my Doctor told me recently that I have serious sickness which is cancer problem. What disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition, I decided to donate this fund to a good person that will utilize it the way i am going to instruct herein. I need a very honest and God fearing person who can claim this money and use it for Charity works, for orphanages and gives justice and help to the poor, needy and widows says The Lord." Jeremiah 22:15-16.“ and also build schools for less privilege that will be named after my late husband if possible and to promote the word of god and the effort that the house of god is maintained.

I do not want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner. That's why I'm taking this decision. I'm not afraid of death, so I know where I'm going. I accept this decision because I do not have any child who will inherit this money after I die. Please I want your sincerely and urgent answer to know if you will be able to execute this project, and I will give you more information on how the fund will be transferred to your bank account. May the grace, peace, love and the truth in the Word of god be with you and all those that you love and care for.

I am waiting for your reply.

May God Bless you, Mrs. Angelina John Van.

[EthanLin-TWer]

https://security.stackexchange.com/questions/56290/is-this-domain-registration-service-email-a-scam

本来是想搜一下这个机构「asian domain & brand registration service 」是不是真的存在，没想到第一条是有人在问「这个组织是不是骗人的」(～￣▽￣)～

[Yaowenjie]

@linesh-simplicity 哈哈哈，其实邮件里这个开头空了两个空格，强烈怀疑是中国人写的。

[Yaowenjie]

6. 贴

   • Subject: A Trustee Needed

Hi, My investor living in Norway Capital-Oslo,is ready to invest funds into your existing and future Projects.He will be ready and willing to provide funds to accomplish any good,genuine and available projects.

Get back to me if you have or know of any serious and trustworthy individual who can invest this funds properly into his/ her existing projects.

Regards, R.Oswald