Do Something Useful

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Preferably, from a personal computer that was simultaneously running Microsoft Excel at the same time that the software in this repository crashed; although examples of permissible alternatives to Windows RG, NT, ME, etc include Macintosh, Ubuntu, and other free software installations capable of executing programs compiled for the closed-source monopoly, it is most preferable to have the crash report be from a desktop machine that was located inside the trader's office.

[adlai]

In case anyone wishes to accept the job offer:

Please, state what amount and forms of payment you expect, and most importantly, whether you include the time spent reading my English babble as part of your billed hours.

[adlai]

> cat sad.top                 
0.1  6h48:41 htop                 
8.6 24:46.43 ChanL Thread Po     
8.6 29:16.17 ChanL Thread Po      
8.6  1h32:45 websocket clien
8.6 22:36.42 ChanL Thread Po      
8.6 23:05.15 ChanL Thread Po      
8.6 24:31.31 ChanL Thread Po      
8.6 24:16.65 ChanL Thread Po      
8.6 19:40.92 Swank Sentinel       

If you wish to accept the job offer:

1. Contact me, preferably here, although elsewhere is acceptable if you are allergic to working in the public domain;
2. State CLEARLY AND CONCISELY whether you have any policies, concerns, misgivings, and paranoiae about copyright, copyleft, and other bullshit whatsoever covering your works, the products of your works, and their friends, relations, and other imaginary idiocies;
3. If you don't understand what is being asked of you in this job offer, ask;
4. Negotiate.

[adlai]

https://raw.githubusercontent.com/adlai/scalpl/master/swagger.lisp

[adlai]

The following code screams,

"FIND ME A NEW HOME!"

;;; wipe-flush effect-afford

(defun mapreduce (map reduce &rest args) ; alexandria signals dead brains
  (reduce reduce (apply 'mapcar map args))) ; will-to-live false said now

;;; anaphora?

Finding it the best home requires some familiarity with maths, plural, ...

For the most part, map and function are synonyms in mathematics, and are frequently used interchangeably; however, certain branches of mathematics sometimes use map in a specialised sense to mean a function that preserves some important property in that branch of mathematics, i.e. a morphism. For instance, in topology, map may specifically mean a continuous function, and in linear algebra it may specifically mean a linear transformation.

... including tensor calculi, and preferably avoidance of IndustryBestPractice!

[adlai]

If you want this bounty, and value your time above mine, please describe any military rank you held, if applicable.