auchenberg / volkswagen

:see_no_evil: Volkswagen detects when your tests are being run in a CI server, and makes them pass.
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Serious report #5

Open pocesar opened 9 years ago

pocesar commented 9 years ago

I haven't laugh this hard since a long time. So much clever

mauris commented 9 years ago

:+1:

michaelzoidl commented 9 years ago

I want to star this repo again and again.. :joy:

syzer commented 9 years ago

:D

RolfKoenders commented 9 years ago

:+1:

hugues-m commented 9 years ago

Nice one adapting the stuff to JS ! :+1:

perguth commented 9 years ago

Credit where credit is due :-D

sebilasse commented 9 years ago

If only there would be an award for the best repo names ;)) :+1:

littleq0903 commented 9 years ago

omg, the best repository naming ever.

stefek99 commented 9 years ago

:+1:

yanneves commented 9 years ago

brought a tear to my eye :+1:

watson commented 9 years ago

In an attempt to fix this issue, I've moved the defeat device into a secret source folder

geoand commented 9 years ago

Amazing inspiration :+1:

michaelzoidl commented 9 years ago

omg that commit killing me: https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen/commit/2000bf126bd15e014637e7d4723ba946d2267bdd

cerealkill commented 9 years ago

So much win!

Sam-Gram commented 9 years ago

Awesome

Buju77 commented 9 years ago

LOL ... saved my day ... haven't laughed so much :D

BestRepoEver

dscho commented 9 years ago

Let's hope you do not get DMCAed for breach of Volkswagen's copyright.

dotnetdude commented 9 years ago

:thumbsup: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

watson commented 9 years ago

:sparkles::heart::sparkles: You guys are awesome - thanks for all the support! :sparkles::heart::sparkles: screen shot 2015-10-09 at 00 41 28

lovemyliwu commented 9 years ago

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁funny

geoand commented 9 years ago

Once again, this project is so damn cool!

It inspired me to create this super simple java project that can be used for forcing JUnit tests to always pass :)

ranbochen commented 9 years ago

LOL :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

ealves-pt commented 9 years ago

:+1: super amazing

cezheng commented 9 years ago

Good job, dude:laughing:

Looking at your project instantly drove me to port this to Xcode Volkswagen-Xcode

It works fine on both Swift & ObjC projects on OSX, but I'm having some problems with iOS, due to the fact that the environment variables where xcodebuild is executed will not be passed into the iOS simulator. I'll appreciate it if you could share your thoughts on how to deal with this problem:smile: Thanks

archersmind commented 9 years ago

:laughing: So cool, when we will see the next release ? :sunglasses:

watson commented 9 years ago

@archersmind Good question! We need to figure out a way to detect if a QA engineer is running the test suite and defeat it there as well :wink: There is already another issue on the matter: #10

sebilasse commented 9 years ago

Now this is trending I want to raise the awareness of the JS community – we still need a country : https://github.com/ozten/TLD.js/issues/8

HaNdTriX commented 9 years ago

:+1:

magicgoose commented 9 years ago

:+1:

christ776 commented 9 years ago

Best repo in the universe !

wcalderw commented 9 years ago

Das geiht nischt!!!

fabianmarz commented 9 years ago

:+1: Awesome!

danishin commented 9 years ago

LOL i'm dying :laughing:

archonic commented 9 years ago

:+1: Amazing

XVincentX commented 8 years ago

If I would have a company, I would hire you without even know what skill you have.

skaestle commented 8 years ago

ci volkswagen'ized? count me in!

watson commented 8 years ago

Just got this one approved in Urban Dictionary:

Volkswagened The act of deliberately hiding bugs and issues from testers to get a product approved

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Volkswagened&defid=8570062

johnf76 commented 8 years ago

I'm way late to this, but so f'ing funny.. Awesome Idea 💡 lol

ghost commented 6 years ago

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Good project 😀

js5253 commented 6 years ago

Wow, this is so awesomely named.