### Desiderata
- [x] Merge in the beemail version with the "paradoxical preamble"
- [x] Have someone read a draft
- [x] Secretpreview link
- [x] Keywords/tags
- [x] Title image
- [x] Link preview excerpt
- [x] Publish at https://blog.beeminder.com/athletes on 2023-08-09
- [x] Blog blurbs (or too late if not)
- [x] Waggledance
- [x] Tweet at https://twitter.com/bmndr/status/1746325332381278573
- [x] Tip of the day: https://github.com/beeminder/totd/issues/43
http://doc.bmndr.co/athletes
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