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Bee jokes [10+ "tips"] #6

Open dreeves opened 2 years ago

dreeves commented 2 years ago 
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No tip of the day today but we do have a bee joke.
What type of bee can't make up its mind?
A MAYBEE

No tip of the day today but we do have a bee joke.
What do bees use to fix their hair?
A HONEYCOMB

No tip of the day today but we do have a bee joke.
What do you call a bee who's having a bad hair day?
A FRISBEE

No tip of the day today but we do have a bee joke.
Where does a bee sit? 
ON ITS BEEHIND

No tip of the day today but we do have a bee joke.
Why did the bee go to the dermatologist?
IT HAD HIVES

No tip of the day today but we do have a bee joke.
What kinds of bees can't be understood? 
MUMBLEBEES

No tip of the day today but we do have a bee joke.
Where do bees cook their dinner? 
ON A BAR-BEE-CUE

No tip of the day today but we do have a bee joke.
What kind of bees live in graveyards? 
ZOMBEES

No tip of the day today but we do have a bee joke.
What do bees wear to the beach? 
A BEEKINI

No tip of the day today but we do have a bee joke.
What did the bee say to the flower? 
HI HONEY <3

No tip of the day today but we do have a bee joke.
What do you call a wasp?
A WANNABEE

No tip of the day today but we do have a bee joke.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A FUMBLEBEE

What do you call a bee that likes to dance?
A BEE-BOPPER

What do you call a bee that's always complaining?
A GRUMBLEBEE

What do bees like to chew?
BUMBLE GUM

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dreeves commented 1 year ago

Turns out GPT-3 is no good at bee jokes:

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But then I changed to prompt to "clever" bee jokes and it came up with these on the first 2 tries:

  1. What do you call a bee with no wings? A WALKING BEE
  2. How does a bee get to school? BY BUZZ

(Then it started sucking again.)

dreeves commented 1 year ago

GPT made these up:

What do you call a bee that likes to dance? A BEE-BOPPER

What do you call a bee that's always complaining? A GRUMBLEBEE

dreeves commented 1 year ago

Here's one by GPT-4:

What do bees like to chew? Bumble gum!

PS: Turns out that's an oldie. I added it to the list without attribution.

dreeves commented 5 months ago

Bee started collecting these: