var kanyeWestCrap = [
"When I think of competition it's like I try to create against the past. I think about Michelangelo and Picasso, you know, the pyramids."
,"My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live."
,"I will be the leader of a company that ends up being worth billions of dollars, because I got the answers. I understand culture. I am the nucleus."
,"I think that's a responsibility that I have, to push possibilities, to show people: 'This is the level that things could be at.'"
,"I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle."
,"If you don't make Christmas presents, meaning making something that's so emotionally connected to people, don't talk to me."
,"Nothing in life is promised except death. Know your worth!"
,"If you admire somebody, you should go ahead and tell them. People never get the flowers while they can still smell them."
,"Someone will always be prettier. Someone will always be smarter. Someone will always be younger. But they will never be you."
,"I'm so gifted at findin' what I don't like the most."
];
var kanyeWestCrap = [ "When I think of competition it's like I try to create against the past. I think about Michelangelo and Picasso, you know, the pyramids." ,"My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live." ,"I will be the leader of a company that ends up being worth billions of dollars, because I got the answers. I understand culture. I am the nucleus." ,"I think that's a responsibility that I have, to push possibilities, to show people: 'This is the level that things could be at.'" ,"I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle." ,"If you don't make Christmas presents, meaning making something that's so emotionally connected to people, don't talk to me." ,"Nothing in life is promised except death. Know your worth!" ,"If you admire somebody, you should go ahead and tell them. People never get the flowers while they can still smell them." ,"Someone will always be prettier. Someone will always be smarter. Someone will always be younger. But they will never be you." ,"I'm so gifted at findin' what I don't like the most." ];
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