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caseykneale / VIMKiller

Exiting VIM is hard; sometimes we need to take drastic measures
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This is offensive #6

Open palvarezcordoba opened 4 years ago

palvarezcordoba commented 4 years ago

Why would you ever exit/kill vim?

caseykneale commented 4 years ago

You will find that there is a common mental health disorder which afflicts those who have been held captive, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome .

Please let us know how we can break you free from the shackles that are VI(M). Is it watching you type this now? If so reply with "cookies sure are good". Our latest intelligence reports that VIM cannot read GitHub comments (yet).

palvarezcordoba commented 4 years ago

Vim does not allow me to exit, but it is because it loves me. And it is fine because that love is mutual. Vim punches me when I try to write :help exit, but it is just the way it expresses her love. I guess all is fine and that I should never let him alone, it would made me a really evil person.

caseykneale commented 4 years ago

We have spoken with several colleagues in the psychiatric field and are pursuing an official disorder called "Vimholm Syndrome". It is not currently widely accepted - but when more minds are freed it will be.